Win a Lovers Spat and Get Laid

lovers spat

Your girlfriend can be really lame when she is mad. Nagging, bringing up completely irrelevant side arguments and constantly hitting you with low blows - it’s just plain annoying but it’s a part of life.

Being a guy, it’s natural to want to win the argument; since we are the “stronger” sex there’s no reason not to (I’m kidding! Don’t hurt me, honey!). Winning lover’s spats is a major piece to the 300-piece “Becoming a Man” puzzle, and once you know how to do it you’ll be ready to dump her lame-ass whiny self and move on to a real woman.

Below are the steps to winning a lovers spat in a calm, effective manner. It’s so good in fact, that you will get laid after. If you don’t believe me, read after the jump and thank me later! Read More »

How To: Make a Stink Bomb

Stink BombPrank your best friend, enemy, roommate or the entire dorm with an all-time classic - the stink bomb.

Here’s a quick little recipe that’s sure to please. It’s not the quickest prank you could pull, but with a little patience (a week of planning for maximum effect) you will have a nice stinky solution you can use on your victims!

Put this beast in a small dorm room and you will have people yacking upon contact; throw it in the AC duct and they might need to evacuate the entire building.

Do with it what you may, but don’t blame me when you get booted out of school for acting like a 9th grader.

See the rancid recipe after the jump! Read More »