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If you like Rambo, which you do, then this is basically the best thing you’ve ever seen.
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Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.
“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.
Read Story.
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.
“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.
Read Story.
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It’s no Sly Stallone, but they definitely get an “A” for effort.
The Top 10 Most Awesomely-Sorry Sly Stallone Soundtrack Songs
When remembering the regrettable cultural cesspool that defined the 1980’s, two things typically come to mind: horribly bad synth-pop and Sylvester Stallone. Like a marriage made in 80’s Hell, the two combined created a unique genre of inspirational pussy-rock that bled all over American Pop Culture like a Rambo-induced, survival knife slash to the jugular. These songs that once made us hope, cheer and yes… even cry, now make us cringe with embarrassment that we know every lyric, line for line.
Please enjoy COED’s Top 10 Most Awesomely-Sorry Sly Stallone Soundtrack Songs after the jump.
(Stop your bitching… you know you love it.) Read More »
New “John Rambo” Trailer - Even Bloodier!
Just when all hope is lost in the realm of R-rated, over-the-top action films, Sylvester Stallone comes through with John Rambo.
Gearing up to be on-par with the earlier trilogy of films the new John Rambo trailer gives us the good stuff - all action, no chaser. This all-new trailer looks like Rambo himself edited his recent trip to Burma as a highlight reel, meaning it’s the best thing you’ve ever seen in your boring-ass life.
Check out the new John Rambo trailer after the jump.
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem “Red Band” Trailer
Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem comes along to give Sly Stallone’s slasher-flick a run for its money.
AVP: Requiem’s “red band” trailer (read: not suitable for viewers under the age of 17) has been unveiled to the masses, sporting more gore-per-minute than most recent horror films. The final minute of the trailer alone shows lacerated Aliens, a blonde chick plastered against a wall, impaled Predators, decapitated dudes and some brunette chick unloading a gun turret. Yeah, it’s totally awesome.
The unholy union of Aliens, Predators and unsuspecting humans is slated for release on Christmas Day this year. At last, the perfect film to see with the family directly after morning mass.
Details on the storyline have been scarce but rumor has it that AVP: Requiem has a very-special secret that will cause sci-fi dorks to lose their shit. Does Sigourney Weaver make a cameo? Do Terminators show up to this Royal Rumble? How about Popples - do they make an appearance? We shall see soon enough.
Check out the “Red Band” trailer for Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem and John Rambo after the jump…
