More Random Crap (You Really Do Need)

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Water Ball
Price: $439
Finally you can walk on water just like Jesus (facial hair optional). Made of a clear transparent material all you just have to blow it up, open up the zipper, climb in, and re-inflate. Go for a run, or look at fish through the bottom. The possibilities are endless. Just don’t stay in there longer then 30 minutes or that Carbon Monoxide will make you sleepy.

“Wet” Flavored Lubricant
Price: $6.99
Who said lubricant had to taste like crap! TRIGG Laboratories has saved your backdoor problems with flavored lubricants. You can chose from Kiwi-Strawberry, Passion Fruit Punch, Blueberry, Cherry or Pina Colada. If your more of a traditional man you can go with the Wet Original, but how traditional can you be if your back there. Read More »

Random Crap You Didn’t Know You Needed

For every essential product people need in daily life there are thousands or random devices that don’t seem essential at any time or place. Nonetheless they’re all worth talking about - if only for their extreme wackiness. Take a gander at these gizmos…

TankChair

TankChair

Just because you’re in a wheelchair doesn’t mean you can’t traverse rough terrain. The TankChair is a wheelchair outfitted with tank tracks, [Q: treads, maybe?] allowing you to go anywhere and everywhere. Literally nothing can stop you … except maybe a bazooka. Each TankChair is also custom-made, taking into account a client’s type of injury, weight and physical size. And the guys who make the motors are from the show “Battle Bots�! How can you lose? Wait ‘til Stephen Hawking gets a hold of one of these. Can you say “world domination�? (price varies, www.tankchair.com)

The Beerbelly

Do you find yourself jealous of Camels? Well, thankfully science is here to help. The Beerbelly is a bladder/sling system that allows you to hold 80 oz. (six beers) over your stomach. To some you’ll look obese. But little do they know you’re just avoiding paying $10 for a beer at the game. And while your friends spend hours at the gym working on their guts, you can just drink yours away! Have you seen a product scream NASCAR more in your life? ($50, www.thebeerbelly.com) Read More »