When I first stumbled upon the worldwide sensation known as Tecktonik I thought “Oh boy, these techno-freaks-slash-coked-up-ravers are gonna give Guidos a run for their money.” Then I watched this video compilation of Tecktonik kids dancing it up…and I still think that I’m right.

Outside of a few cute girls gyrating all serpentine and slinky this sensation screams rave tents, ecstasy and pacifiers. B-boys or bust.