Last Minute Valentine’s Day Ideas

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Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day! Exclamation point!

If you’re anything like me, you find Valentine’s Day silly and not important in the grand scheme of a relationship. Still, you would be quite the a**hole to not show some sort of nice gesture on the holiday. If anything, mocking it is the best way to go. If your girl isn’t a humorless sack of ice in the lap, reserve a candlelit dinner at White Castle, or something to that extent. Do something fun and spontaneous that doesn’t require you or her stressing about money.

Or, you can order a gift today to be delivered in the near future. Who cares if it arrives late - it’s a gift. Who gets mad about receiving a gift, really? Read More »

What Your Sex Fantasies Say About You

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We’ve all got sex fantasies. But what do the fantasies you dream about mean? Read below and find out that maybe you aren’t as weird as you (and your friends and family) think.

1: Class Mate/Co-worker
People you see everyday often pop up first when you scroll through your mental menu for masturbatory fodder. But one study found that 38 percent of guys feel guilty about these type of fantasies. Hooking up with a girl from class is easy work but unless Bar Rafaeli sits next to you, think about a stranger instead.

2: Group sex
Group sex can imply a few things. One, if you fantasize about this you may have an innate fear of rejection because in real life you can’t approcch so many lover so you leave it to imagination. Two, you may have a sexual appetite that can’t be satisfied in reality. Three, fantasizing about group sex could mean you crave lots of simulation and creativity – after all, you say, what good are two breasts if you can touch four? Read More »

Wanna Go on a Crazy Blind Date?

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Blind dates can be scary. They can also be fun. The scary / fun part depends on your idea of a good time and your date’s idea of normal.

Most of us go on blind dates pretty confident we’re not about to meet our soulmate, but always hope there’s enough of a connection to make dressing up to impress worth it. Blind dates are our way of doing something fun and spontaneous, something slightly nerve wracking but full of possibilities, a reason to get out of the house or apartment and have a drink made by somebody else.

The only thing is, if you’re not big into internet profiles and don’t have a lot of friends trying to go all “Matchmaker’ on you, blind dates don’t actually happen that often.

That is, unless you sign up for Crazy Blind Date. Read More »

Can Lovers Be Friends? A Girl’s Perspective

ExIt always worked on TV. When Donna Martin and David Silver broke up on 90210, they stayed friends. When Ross and Rachel broke up on Friends, they were eventually fine hanging out with the group.

So is it any wonder that I always held out hope that the same things were possible for me?

Despite the fact that everyone told me differently, I always thought that my ex and I could defy all odds and stay friends long after our year long relationship came to an end. After all, it didn’t end badly. It just ended.

We still loved each other and neither one of us could imagine life without the other, so we convinced ourselves that we could do it. We could stay friends.

The only problem was that we were not acting like friends. We were still hanging out all the time and holding hands and doing things that I did not do with my other friends. We were still talking on the phone late at night and buying each other gifts just because. Read More »

The End

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When it comes to ending a relationship gone bad, there’s a right way to make the break (and it doesn’t involve leaving an “It’s over, I’m sorry” note for your significant other to discover under her door or in her inbox). In “Signs It’s Time to Break Up with Her” you learned when the break-up is inevitable, it doesn’t necessarily mean you want to do the actual breaking-up. Instead of procrastinating, we have a few ideas to guide you through this unpleasant confrontation.

1. Tell her first
Don’t let her find out you want to break up with her from her cousin who knows a girl who overheard a guy who talked your dad who thinks he heard from your best friend. You obviously care somewhat about this girl if she is your girlfriend. So, out of respect for her, it’s only right that she be the first to know about it. Read More »

Catch a Cheating Girlfriend with Help from Ghostface Killah

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Has your girl been unfaithful, sleeping around with the entire campus? As we have learned in the past, if you think it’s going on then it usually is.

If you have trouble following your instinct and need true evidence, get all Dick Tracy and do some investigating. Below I will give you a few pointers, and COED’s boy Ghostface Killah (new album out December 4) will chime in with his opinion. Read More »

Win a Lovers Spat and Get Laid

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Your girlfriend can be really lame when she is mad. Nagging, bringing up completely irrelevant side arguments and constantly hitting you with low blows - it’s just plain annoying but it’s a part of life.

Being a guy, it’s natural to want to win the argument; since we are the “stronger” sex there’s no reason not to (I’m kidding! Don’t hurt me, honey!). Winning lover’s spats is a major piece to the 300-piece “Becoming a Man” puzzle, and once you know how to do it you’ll be ready to dump her lame-ass whiny self and move on to a real woman.

Below are the steps to winning a lovers spat in a calm, effective manner. It’s so good in fact, that you will get laid after. If you don’t believe me, read after the jump and thank me later! Read More »

How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?

cheating IIMost people get skeptical about their significant other from time to time - that’s a given.

But sometimes your gut-feeling pervades your brain, and you can’t think straight: why is everything different? Is she cheating?

“The truth is that you will know a lot longer before you will let yourself know what you know,” Dr. Jackie Black declares.

By that she means you’ll have a pretty good idea your girl’s on the prowl, but because you didn’t actually see her getting a “Danza slap” from some guy, you’ll try to shrug off the fact your gal’s losing weight and upgrading her wardrobe. And that’s just for starters.

She’s also using a brand-new perfume and going from calling you three times a day to once a week. Round that out with her always saying she needs to work late and cancel weekend plans as well as flipping the script, calling you paranoid and presto! - instant cheat.

“Men have an enormously difficult time trusting their intuition,” Dr. Jackie notes, even when they should. So if you’re suspicious about your sweetie and the gardener, chances are the dude’s got two hoses.” Great - thanks, Doc.

- Maxim Online

Who’s REALLY Threatening Your Relationship?

cheating girlfriendNo matter how well your relationship seems to be going, there are always threats circling.

Perhaps the most potent threat comes in the form of the enemy invader — the man who has the power to lure your girlfriend into the tempting and dangerous world of infidelity. And even if your girlfriend is a woman of unyielding loyalty, your own jealousy-justified or not-can create a relationship hazard. So, is your jealousy justified?

Let’s take a look at the prime suspects, and see if we can’t figure out what they’ve been up to.

The Drunk Stranger

It’s the scenario we all fear. Our girlfriend goes out, hangs with friends, flirts with fellow drunks, makes a bad decision, and wakes up with her underwear hanging from some stranger’s chandelier. While the scenario lends itself easily to our imaginations, the truth is that the drunk-stranger scenario isn’t as much of a threat as we make it out to be. Why? Even drunk, most of us can be savvy enough to know that the momentary adrenaline that may come from said hookup isn’t worth the long-term damage that comes later. The exception: If your partner shows a propensity to make bad, dangerous decisions when drinking. In which case, they have to change, or go.

Potential Threat Level: 1 star (unless…) Read More »

Relationship “Expert? Rationalizes Cheating

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At the gym this morning I caught a segment on some talk show about cheating. Basically, the show was about agencies that helped people find out if their mate was cheating on them, and if such spy agencies were even ethical.

One of the panelists on the show was “relationship expert? and author Steve Santagati, a “former model and bad boy? who penned The Manual: A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate–and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top.

I’ve caught Santagati’s TV appearances before, and each time I see his smug face on camera I can’t help but throw up a little and shake my head at all the women who actually buy anything written by such an obvious egoist.

My distaste aside, Santagati never actually said anything revolting during those appearances, so I had nothing to confirm my gut reaction—until this morning. Read More »