Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Things a Drunken Pilot Says Over the Intercom

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Things a Drunken Pilot Says Over the Intercom

Mini-Me Sex Tape Girl Revealed

61 Year Old KU Fan Marrying 22 Year Old

Rihanna Heats Up FNMTV

Pre-teen Golf Tournament Raided by Strippers

Proof That MTV is Getting Crappier By The Year

Which ESPN Personality Is Gay

This Is Gonna End Badly

Mario Lopez’ First Kiss was with Fergie

Audrina Patridge Implants

Elsa Benitez is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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Famous from the cover and pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, this 30-year-old Mexican model has been heating things up with her exotic looks since she was discovered in 1995 at a model search in Costa Rica. Maybe if all immigrants looked like Elsa, Lou Dobbs would shut the f**k up.

Check out Elsa Benitez’ Gorilla Mask: Spank Bank gallery

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The Boston Celtics Got F—’n Drunk Last Night

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The Boston Celtics Got F—’n Drunk Last Night

A Mix Tape of the Most Musically Inept Actors

Nikki Griffin: A New American Smokeshow…

Boston Celtics’ Hooligans Smash Windows For Fun

Awesome Treadmill Ownage

The Life of a College Cocktease

Songs You Should Never Hear At A Bar

Rihanna and Taylor Swift… mmmm!

They Just Laugh

Note To Self: Don’t Play With Lighter Fluid

The Top Five Defining Albums of My Youth

Why God? Whyyyyyy? [NSFW Ads]

Bacon Flavored Dental Floss

Use My Computer is Back In Action

Adriana Karembeu is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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Adriana Karembeu is a European model that earned a spot in the The Guinness Book of World Records for her 50 inch legs.

Click the image to view Adriana’s full gallery

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Emperor’s Club Celebrity Diamond Ranking

Celebrity Emperor's Club

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.

It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celebrity Emperor’s Club, where high paid politicians can bump nasty with the most desirable celebs taxpayer’s money can buy! We offer complete privacy and anonymity to our clients, in return for keeping our business a private matter.

Tara

Tara Reid

Measurements: 33-26-34

Tara is a sassy blonde that loves to let loose and have a wild time with zero inhibition or standards.

While she does indeed enjoy partying, some clients have complained that Tara parties a little too much, as she’s known to pass out mid-sentence. Keep her alcohol consumption to a minimum (if possible) and you will hit it off (and get off) just fine.

Tara has the looks of at 2 Diamond girl, but her wide array of STDs brings her down to a budget level, making her desirable only to people who find Herpes to be an attractive trait.

Diamond rating

One diamond

Check our stable of willing and able girls after the jump! Read More »

Daily Links: Paris Hilton Topless Pictures

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[Grumpiest]

NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas
[Busted Coverage]

Rihanna in Leather [NSFW]
[Drunken Stepfather]

Biggest Mouth I’ve Seen
[Crave]

Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly
[Hollywood Tuna]

Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb
[IDLYITW]

Drew Barrymore is a Bikini Babe
[Just Jared]

Starbucks!!
[Bastardly]

Steve Jobs is rich
[Valleywag]

Polar Cities to save us from horrible deaths
[Plenty]

Really Green Living
[College Candy]

Mid-Afternoon Links: Rihanna / Klaxons Mashup

Rihanna w/ the Klaxons

Rihanna w/ the Klaxons - Brit Awards Performance Video [Just Jared]

Hot Hilary Duff Bikini Video [Egotastic]

Remember the name Jake Shimabukuro [StereoGum]

Melanie Tillbrook Needs One Thing to Boost Her Career [Myspace]

Stacy Keibler Shows You How To Strip And Shine [Popoholic]

Four-Star Dorm Room at Arizona State [Extra Mustard]

Myspace Kid Flips Out [Double Viking]

Christina Aguilera’s Mommy Funbags [Hollywood Tuna

Oregon State player earns DUI [Corvallis Gazette]

Myspace Record Label [FT.com]

Video: Flight of the Conchords - SXSW [Limewire Blog]

Worst Celebrity Tat Ever? [WWTDD]

CO-ED Music: Rihanna

Rihanna - Shut Up and Drive