This weekend, we had  a chance to attend the 2008 eXXXotica New York porn convention which, for some retarded reason, was over an hour outside of New York, in f**king New Jersey. (How you can have something not even in New York state and call it “Exxxotica New York,” we’ll never understand.) All that aside, it was well worth the travel time.

With scantily-clad and straight-up naked chicks, porn stars and strippers from wall to wall, it was truly a day to remember–and remember it we did, with a ton of pictures for your viewing pleasure! While the whole thing was a huge learning experience (”You can do that in public?!”), super-hottie pornstar/philosopher Sasha Grey told us the best bit of wisdom from the weekend: “Nothing hurts harder than a soft d*ck chaffing your a**hole.” And on that note, here’s The Ass-ential eXXXotica New York Porn Convention…