October 13, 2008 - 10:30 am
, By COED Staff
Heavy Metal Parking Lot is The Best Documentary Ever.
The Top 10 Overrated Hot Chicks
Tips To Get Rid of an Awful Roommate
Stacy Keibler Looks Hot in Maxim
Breaking News! Matt Cassel Is Not As Good As Tom Brady
Two Women Describe Losing Their Virginity To a DOG!!
An Argument for Piracy
Eric Makes A MGMT Music Video… Great Job!
The Army’s Pain Ray is Really a Death Ray
Joey Chestnut Has An Iron Stomach
Cop vs Shemale
Matthew McConaughey’s New Website “j.k.livin” Is Totally Web 4.20
Tampa Bay Ray’s Fans Are Drunk and Out of Control
Hilarious Prank Call To Religious Show
RottenTomatoes Takes on Halloween Costumes
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Tags: beastiality, death ray, halloween-costumes, Hayden Panettiere thong, heavy metal parking lot, iron maiden, joey chestnut, judas priest, Matt Cassel, matthew mcconaughey, mgmt, pizza eating competition, prank call, roommates, Tampa Bay Devil Rays, tim and erics awesome show
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September 7, 2008 - 12:00 pm
, By Joey - U of Mary Washington
It was about 1:30 in the morning on a Thursday night and I was doing what most red blooded males do–masturbate.
In my room with the door shut and the lights out, my laptop was sitting on my legs, while the headphones were in my ears. I was navigating through the wide world of internet porn when suddenly my female roommate comes bursting through the door. The lights come on and she begins to tell me how her night had gone. I looked at her, in complete shock and said, “Umm…I’m jacking off here. What do you need?” Read More »
August 13, 2008 - 10:53 am
, By Coco--University of Alabama
I woke up the other day and realized, “I’m moving into my dorm room in a week.” Although an exciting thought, I immediately became aware of how stressed I was considering I hadn’t pack up a thing…or cleaned my room all summer.
I looked around my room, which literally looked like the Tasmanian Devil came through, and began to freak. My clothes were everywhere (and not laundered), my desk was littered with piles of mail from Alabama, bank statements and various other stuff that had piled up and I was in no way ready to pack up and ship out.
I took a breath and relaxed. The packing needed to commence. So, before I even touched this hazardous scene, I thought of things I could do to make my packing experience easier. I made a list lots of lists. A list for the kitchen, living room, bathroom, my room, school supplies, etc. I shopped, I packed, I conquered. Here are some tips I’ve learned on how to pack for college: Read More »
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Tags: Back to School, bed-bath-and-beyond, college, college-freshman, dorm, dorm-room, moving, organization, organized, packing, roommates, school-supplies, shopping, shopping-list, storage, the-container-store
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October 30, 2007 - 1:35 pm
, By Steve - Seton Hall University
Why is “Trick-or-Treating” just for grade-school children? Some of my favorite memories were going door-to-door, filling my pillowcase to the top with pounds of free sugar madness.
So why let this magical feeling go away with age? Fear not because I have developed a way to recapture the magic!
It’s going to take a little organization on your part - but if you pull this one off you’ll be the hero of your dorm and the legend of your 10 year college reunion.
Trick or Treating dorm style goes down like this… Read More »
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Tags: act_surprised, big_ass, college_reunion, dixie_cups, dorm-party, dorm_style, grade_school_children, halloween, halloween-shots, holiday_cheer, liquor_store, magical_feeling, partake, party, preferably, recapture_the_magic, roommates, trick_or_treat
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October 27, 2007 - 2:30 pm
, By Lauren - University of Michigan
After talking to my friend about his latest foray into the dating world – and his love for early morning sex – I started thinking.
Not that it takes much to get me thinking about sex. Since I am not having any. And everywhere I look it seems that people are having it. All. The. Time.
I remember the first time I ever had an early morning romp. I climbed into bed with my then boyfriend, set the alarm for class the following morning, and fell asleep. I was awoken the following morning not by my alarm clock, but by a very delicious nibbling on my ear. Followed by an even more delicious round of sex that may have acted as the alarm clock for the rest of my (8) roommates.
Then I ate 2 bowls of cereal, a few waffles and grabbed a bag of pretzels on my way to class. And it all tasted so good. In fact, everything was so much better that morning: the birds were singing, the sun was shining, and I was in a great mood. Even with 3 straight hours of lecture and a night of paper writing at the library ahead of me.
Other people noticed the difference, too: Read More »
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Tags: alarm_clock, better-sex, caloric_intake, complained, dating, day_dream, eating, endorphins, exhilarating, feeling-good, good_sex, hooking-up, metabolism, morning-sex, morning_romp, night_sex, pretzels, relationships, roommates, Sex
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August 28, 2007 - 4:00 pm
, By Andrew - University of Michigan
Ahh, to be a freshman again…
Long after the fact, I can safely say that there is no experience that can quite match being 18, fully on your own for the first time in your life, and living in a dorm surrounded by the hundreds of the horniest creatures on this green earth.
As a kid who had a pretty awful high school experience when it came to members of the opposite sex, I went into my freshman year with the attitude that I’d pretty much take on all comers. I turned down girls like a 15 year old boy would turn down an offer to look through Penthouse magazine.
Needless to say, it was a very fruitful year.
Of course, hooking up as a freshman invariably requires a decent amount of compromise with your roommate. Some roommates sexcile each other, putting socks or other markers on the doors to let each other know that someone’s gettin’ lucky. Read More »
August 27, 2007 - 11:00 am
, By Lauren - Salem College
When I started college, I thought my digs were pretty sweet. It was a private school so of course it was nice compared to most state schools I had looked at.My roommate and I had a TV, stereo, window AC unit, mini fridge and an illegal microwave. I mean, what else did two girls on the verge of the most exciting adventure of their lives need??
Apparently everything.
According to the LA Times, college kids these days aren’t just bringing their own expensive shit to pimp out their dorm rooms, but their schools (and subsequent building contractors) are totally catering to these high class kids that want dorms that look nothing like, well, dorms at all.
Basically, these 18 year olds are moving into sweet school side “residential halls? (because dorm is sooo passe) that are like mini apartments. Pools, mini movie theaters, 24 hour gyms, doormen, semi-private bathrooms, pool tables, barbecues, Wi-Fi are many of the amenities included in these “four star dorms.? Read More »
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