The Daily Shocker: Fat = Healthy

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Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty - you’ll get the last laugh.

Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think. I hope.

VIDEO: Man-boobs finally have a purpose other than being poked fun at.

Pat Robertson (conservative) endorses Rudy Giuliani (uh…not very conservative by comparison).

Stealing $2.25 from an elementary school cafeteria is the new “stealing candy from a baby.”

Best. World. Record. Ever.

Dubya and Congress Numbers Hit an All-Time Low

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The approval rate of President George Bush and Congress has plummeted - again.

As of this morning, a Reuters/Zogby poll indicated that only a paltry 29 percent of Americans give Dubya the thumbs-up while a baffling 11 percent approve of the job Congress is doing. Both numbers are a record-low for each, leaving nothing short of complete doubt over the powers handling America’s policies. The country fears a recession within the next year - not good.

Stirring the pot even further was the release of a few more important percentages: only 27 percent of likely voters think that our policies are up to par while the vast majority (over 60 percent) is worried about the fate of our country at this time. Read More »

Politics to MySpace and MTV: “Thanks 4 Tha Add”

Barack Obama - MyspaceStalker Friend network MySpace and trash-reality HQ MTV have joined forces to promote…politics?

Yes: the two main sources of mankind’s decline will be coordinating open-forum debates with the top-tier Presidential candidates on college campuses around the country starting in September.

Candidates confirmed for these nationwide events include Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, Sam Brownback and John Edwards.

Whether Tom will run for President has yet to be confirmed or denied. Al Gore, inventor of the internet, has yet to chime in with his thoughts. Read More »