The 20 Rules of Boozing!
October 11, 2007 by John - USMA
Filed under School’d
- Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
- A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
- The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
- If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
- Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I’m an idiot.”
