The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym

December 14, 2007 - 10:45 am , By Mike - Montclair State U

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I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again. I understand the act of great courage that goes into being overweight and exercising at the gym, in the public.

In my case, I can’t get over the fact that I feel like a total idiot next to ripped dudes that can bench my body weight with one arm tied behind their back.

So I stay at home, flabby in the mid-section, and play Guitar Hero III on Hard (not Expert…yet). That’s how I get my feeling of self-satisfaction.

The most recent innovation in exercising is Krankcycling, a form of working out that resembles mixing batter in a bowl. Johnny Goldberg (”Johnny G.” to the hip cats), who previously created Spinning, is the developer of this upper-body workout. It’s sure to do well in California, home of EZ-living gym rats looking for the next big trend in exercising. Read More »

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18 Ways to Tell if Your Girlfriend is a Lesbian

October 16, 2007 - 12:00 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

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Everybody has that friend who had a girlfriend that turned out to be a lesbian.

Once the “breaking news” is out, the same emotions crop up: devastation followed by intrigue. Is she all about scissoring chicks or does she just want a kinky threesome? Don’t count on any scandalous action: girls who make out when they’re drunk are nine times out of ten not lesbians; they just humor themselves watching guys drool over the prospect.

Unfortunately for most guys in this situation, a hot-and-heavy threesome is not what’s on your girl’s mind. She likes chicks that look like dudes. Nothing is more embarrassing. Sorry, bro.

How do you avoid such an embarrassing incident? You nip it in the bud before it’s too late by looking for the following tell-tale signs. Read More »

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Is Barry Bonds a Cheater? Let’s Ask People on the Street!

August 8, 2007 - 12:00 pm , By Steve Gebhardt

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Every sports fan has an opinion on whether of not Barry Bonds is a cheater.

Watch ESPN’s media blitz for 10 minutes and you will know what I’m talking about. Bonds just broke the most coveted records in all of sports and the media can’t seem to redirect their news fiending boner away from the fact that the guy potentially cheated.

Are American’s really fired up about Bonds cheating or is this just another case of the media force feeding us “controversial” topics to drum up ratings? I decided to hit the streets and ask some every day Joe’s whether or not they think Bonds is a cheater and why.

Here’s what I found… Read More »

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Barry Bonds Hits Home Run #756, Passes Hank Aaron

August 8, 2007 - 12:13 am , By Steve Gebhardt

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SAN DIEGO — At 7:29 p.m. local time Saturday, in the top of the second inning, Barry Bonds hit career home run No. 755 off Padres pitcher Clay Hensley. It was the first home run he had ever hit off Hensley, who became the 445th different major league pitcher to surrender a home run to Bonds.

It came on a 2-1 pitch, a 91-mph fastball. The swing was clean and true, hands back, head in, follow-through a study in grace and power. The crack of the bat was sharp, familiar, prodigious. The ball flew 382 feet on a low, sharp line to the opposite field, over the left-field fence and off the facing of the second deck of seats at San Diego’s Petco Park.

The sellout crowd came to its feet — some cheering, some booing. Bonds’ teammates burst from the dugout to await him at home plate, and he circled the bases quickly, clapping his hands on his way to first, and slapping a celebratory high-five with Giants coach Tim Flannery as he made his way around third base.

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