The Week In Re-Boob: Oct. 6th - 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

The Female Casualties of 2008

Hollywood’s hottest are dropping faster than one-legged man in a backflip contest. As FHM says, “the world’s hottest women are getting married, having babies or committing similarly selfish acts at an alarming rate.”

Christina Aguliera and Jessica Alba popped out kids, Lindsay Lohan is a rug muncher, and Scarlett Johansson got married - all we can do now is look up in the sky and pray to God that 35 year-old David SIlver doesn’t knock up Megan Fox.

Let’s sit back and re-live the glory days of these hotties by heading to FHM and soaking in pictures from an time before they went off the deep-end.

Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews

If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. So to get in on the Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) festivities, we’ve put together the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.

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Britney Spears Will Let Anyone Videotape Sex

It is actually amazing that one person can make the conscious decision NOT to learn from her previous mistakes. But to make a sex tape with a greasy “paparazzo” who looks like the slimiest dude on the Earth, gives me hope that I can eventually get my girlfriend to crack.

What makes it even better is that the video is 2 hours long, and Britney is wearing a pink wig. That is just classic! Don’t whip out the Jergens just yet, there are weeks of injunctions and lawsuits before we get to see anything.

I have my fingers crossed that Scarlett Johansson makes some bad decisions over the next couple of weeks to celebrate her new marriage!

Who would you rather see a sextape of ?

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10 Songs You Should Have Sex To

10 Songs You Should Have Sex To

Sarah Palin Interview, Her Internal Monologue

Great Football Catch

The Google Phone?

Scarlett Johansson - Why Not?!

Standing In the Shadows of Megan Fox

New Vampire Weekend - “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa” (The Teenagers Remix)

Auburn Dean Concerned His Students Might Do Something Embarrassing On National Television

Danielle Lloyd Naked In Zoo Magazine

The First Lady Is A Tramp

IMDB Wants to Waste More of Your Time

Paramore Recording Tunes for ‘Twilight’ Movie Soundtrack?

The Devil Rises Over A Church

The 44 Hotties from Entourage

Sunday marks the premier the fifth season of HBO’s hit series Entourage . And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

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Scarlett Johansson Gets Wet and Wild In New Flick

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In her new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You, newlywed Scarlett Johansson strips down to nothing, jumps in a pool, and has a good ol’ time. But as our friends at Egotastic suppose, it’s probably not her, but that’s not going to stop us from dreaming.

Check out the rest of the pictures at Egotastic.com here!

Derek Jeter’s Long List of Sloppy Seconds

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In 2004, ESPN said that Derek Jeter was the “biggest playboy in all of sports.” The 33 year-old New York Yankee short stop has given us another reason to believe the hype as he’s begun shacking up with Friday Night Lights super-hottie and Emerging Hottie of 2008, Minka Kelly.

But Kelly is only another girl in the long list of babes that Jeter has dated. In fact, Jeter has hooked up with seven girls on this years Maxim “Hot 100″ list–and those are only the ones we know about.

So what happens to these uber-hotties after Jeter runs their bases? Find out here…or just salivate to their smokin’ pics.

Check out that all-star hottie lineup after the jump! Read More »