The Female Casualties of 2008

Hollywood’s hottest are dropping faster than one-legged man in a backflip contest. As FHM says, “the world’s hottest women are getting married, having babies or committing similarly selfish acts at an alarming rate.”
Christina Aguliera and Jessica Alba popped out kids, Lindsay Lohan is a rug muncher, and Scarlett Johansson got married - all we can [...]

Britney Spears Will Let Anyone Videotape Sex

It is actually amazing that one person can make the conscious decision NOT to learn from her previous mistakes. But to make a sex tape with a greasy “paparazzo” who looks like the slimiest dude on the Earth, gives me hope that I can eventually get my girlfriend to crack.
What makes it even better is [...]

R.I.P. Single Scarlett Johansson

Welp, it looks like Scarlett Johansson, one of the world’s most ridiculously hot women that none of us ever had any chance of meeting, let alone developing a life-long bond of love and devotion, has gotten F’ing married. But don’t worry,  we will still have her acting career, which seems to hint towards a nude [...]

Rosie and Rihan Want You to Buy Something…

Rihan Sudgen and Rosie Sell Their Panties
Mug Shot Montage
Two Chicks Jump Into Highway Traffic
Claudia Schiffer Looks Good at Oktoberfest
Natasha Quoma Seems Nice…
Bruno Crashes a Fashion Show
Sarah Palin Gets  an “awesome facial”
Scarlett Johansson Gets Married
The Real Age of Dogs
“My (Jr. High) Son knocked the sh*t out of that running back.”
Hey U.S., Welcome to the Third World
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