Loading ...
The girls over at College Candy read our our list of the 13 Facts About Women…Men Forget and came up with a rebuttal, “13 Truths About Men That They Will Lie About Until They Die, But We Are Insightful Enough to Figure Out No Matter How Much They Deny.”
The girls think their list is ingenious but let’s leave that for you guys to decide.
Check out “The 14 Truths About Men” here!
Sexless Beds at Harvard
Anyone who has attempted to spend a night sharing another person’s bed at Harvard has encountered one major obstacle. No, it’s not Harvard’s famed lack of a vibrant social scene or a dearth of viable partners—not only these, anyway—but rather a lack of space in the beds themselves. <The Crimson>
U of Wisconsin Adopts a New Text Message Alert System
An emergency alert e-mail takes almost 20 minutes to reach the thousands of UW-Madison students and faculty. A text message could shorten that to a few. Factor in police investigation and the decision-making process to employ a mass alert, and it could be nearing a half hour before students know about a gunshot or toxic gas leak, according to Police Chief Susan Riseling. <The Cardinal>
Google Puts Chapel Hill Streets on View
Jennifer Anderson didn’t expect to see her home pictured online. But with the Google’s expansion of Street View to Chapel Hill, Anderson’s home and car now can be viewed by anyone.
It’s kind of creepy,” Anderson said. “I saw my car outside my condo, and I didn’t like it.” <The Daily Tarheel>
State Patty’s Causes Rise in Crime at PSU
Although its student organizers stressed a day of responsible drinking, the second incarnation of State Patty’s Day saw about 45 arrests by State College police between 8 a.m. Saturday and 8 a.m. yesterday. The arrests included five for DUI, six for disorderly conduct, seven for public drunkenness and 17 for underage drinking, police said. There were also several calls for assaults, fights and snowball throwing. <The Daily Collegian>
U Penn Junior Pleads Guilty in Hacking Scheme
In Federal Court Friday Engineering Junior Ryan Goldstein pleaded guilty to helping a hacker crash the School of Engineering and Applied Science’s server in February 2006.
Goldstein pleaded guilty to aiding and abetting another person to gain unauthorized access to a protected computer, a federal misdemeanor. Goldstein was arrested last November, after a grand jury indicted him for conspiracy to commit computer fraud, a more severe offense than the charge to which Goldstein pleaded. <Daily Pennsylvanian>
If there’s one fetish mankind can agree on, it’s the fetish for our feathered friends.
EroticFalconry.com (NSFW) is a (real?) website that captures the most erotic moments between humans and birds, as expected. Their mission statement is simple: “Our goal is to show others what turns us on so that they can see the natural sexual ferocity of our feathered friends.”
Natural sexual ferocity? Ok…
Let the “spread eagle” jokes begin after the jump. Read More »
The results of the 2007/2008 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey results are in - and we Americans should be sad.
Americans spend nearly three hours every week grooming themselves, but less than one hour on foreplay and sexual intercourse. It’s no wonder that only 46% of us describe our love lives as exciting, or existent for that matter.
On average, Americans spend 35 minutes on foreplay and sexual intercourse each session. And since we have sex once every 4.3 days, that averages out to about 57 minutes per week – 14 minutes below the global average.
Durex also revealed that Americans are having a lot less sex than just about everyone else in the world, and when we do, less than half are fully satisfied. Great job, U.S.
Americans have sex just 85 times a year (about once every 4.3 days), well below the global average of 103 times (about once every 3.5 days), with only the Japanese (48 times), residents of Hong Kong (82 times) and Nigerians (84 times) having less sex.
Key findings about Americans compared to the world after the jump! Read More »
Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.
Dr. Stuart Meloy, a pain specialist in North Carolina, has concocted (be on the lookout for vague sexual innuendos from here on out) the Orgasmatron, a device that can stimulate pleasure through electrodes hitting the right spots. This. Is. Big. News. Read More »
Congratulations! You have an STD! (Nope. That’s not funny at all.)
What better way to celebrate the most unfortunate of problems than by sending an STD E-Card to your past girlfriends and/or flings commemorating the event?
inSPOT, the website responsible for the STD E-Cards, seem to be pitching them as an alternative method for introverted, emo kids who would rather not go through the trouble of actually talking to their past hookups face to face. Oopsy Daisy indeed.
If this “trend” catches on, it just proves how severely f***ed up our generation is.
As for me, I have hope for our generation: with the right spin, expect these STD E-Cards to be sent to every Tom, Dick and Jane with an email address. We are sick, cynical bastards who take nothing seriously, just like our parents always tell us. Congrats to us!
Until there’s a better way to relay the bad news to your ex-flames (outside of telling them in person or over the phone or by email or any other way more respectable than a f**king E-Card), I guess they will have to do, right? These digital disease warnings are a healthy reminder on why girls shouldn’t hook up with you in the first place, you selfish, shamless, careless piece of sh*t.
I am 22 years old. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no clue what they are doing in bed.
I don’t mean little things, like being unable to unzip my dress with one hand, or getting all tangled in the sheets forcing us to pause the action in order to perform a rescue. Those little things I can overlook.
What I can’t overlook is a Law Student’s inability to last longer than 3 minutes. Or to figure out where on earth a woman’s clitoris is.
What is the problem here? Did these boys learn nothing from sex education? And what about common sense? I mean, come on, who ever thought pushing a girl’s head towards your nether regions was a good form of foreplay? Read More »
Bring in your pets, stock up on supplies, don’t pay your credit card bill…the end is near.
Oh yes, locusts are imminent: gay Republicans and the ACLU are working together, in harmony.
Idaho’s Republican Senator, Larry Craig, has stepped back into the limelight with an attempt to somehow stuff himself back in the closet. The former Veterans’ Affairs and House Ethics Committee member, married Suzanne Thompson in 1983 and adopted the three children she had from a previous marriage (he has no children of his own).
As we all know, good ol’ Larry loves the fellas in airport terminal bathroom stalls - and now the ACLU are making some pretty awesome excuses for him. Read More »
