Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Smurf Porn…Seriously

Smurf Porn

The internet is a beautiful thing sometimes.

With the advent of technology comes many a burden, but all problems fall by the wayside when something so life-affirming, so essential to our lives, is found when browsing the World Wide Web.

That something is Smurf Porn (NSFW).

Watching a gaggle of men dressed up like Smurfs smurf the ever-living hell out of a Smurfette-lookalike is one of life’s great pleasures - and that’s before you throw in the Spanish dialogue. As a bonus, keep a lookout around 3:45 on the vid for a wonderful surprise cameo!

Smurfette could suck the blue off a Smurf…and she does.

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