South Park Enjoys Raping Indiana Jones

October 10, 2008 - 3:00 pm , By Steph - Syracuse University

Who needs SNL when rabid anal pummeling is readily available on Comedy Central? The geniuses behind South Park brilliantly spoofed Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones on Wednesday night and (surprise, surprise!) the execs at Paramount aren’t happy.

The episode, Olympic Nightmare, shamelessly draws from those please-god-make-it-stop scenes in The Accused and Deliverance. Anytime one of the SP boys screams “rape!” you know the show is about to go from funny to masterful. Read More »

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Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy is Gonna Drop

October 10, 2008 - 11:18 am , By COED Staff

November 23rd is Officially Free Dr. Pepper Day

Gisele Bundchen Films Music Video On Melrose Ave!

New Apple Notebooks… It’s about eff-ing time.

Hot USC Volleyball Player Is Daughter Of NHL GM

A Well Stocked Refrigerator Will Get You Laid

The Stripper Muppet Is Back

Lolitas Make It Hard for Pedophiles

Conan The Raver

10 Concert Moments That I Wish I Could Have Seen Live

‘South Park’ vs. Lucas and Spielberg: Too far?

Farrakhan Thinks Obama’s The Messiah

ESPN’s Wilbon says Kimbo Slice Fight Fixed

Chick Gets Smoked At Dodge Ball

MTV Celebrates 20 Years of “Headbangers Ball”

Tattooing Domestic Pets… WTF???

Phils Take Game One

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Canada Owns America!

July 1, 2008 - 12:30 pm , By Steve Gebhardt - Seton Hall U.

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WTF is this all aboot?! If you’ve ever seen an episode of South Park you know that Canada has always lived in America’s shadow. But now it seems that our neighbors to the north are owning us in some pretty important caragories: wealth, happieness and sex.

A recent study shows that Canadians work less, live longer, enjoy better health, are wealthier, and have more sex than Americans. For instance, Canada’s median family household income clocks in at US$122,000; in America, it’s $93,000. Yeah, we felt sick to our stomachs, too.

Go ahead and verifty the numbers for yourself, but remember: although Canadians are wealthier, happier and have more sex, America’s got the nukes (Canada doesn’t), Canada runs on the metric system (practicality is lame); they only gained their independence from England in 1982 (thought they still have to vow allegiance to Queen Elizabeth). Canada doesn’t have the tropical weather of Hawaii, Guam, Puerto Rico or southern Florida. The Canadian football league sucked–and we stole hockey and John Candy!

Check out South Park’s episode “Canada on Strike” featuring Stephen Abootman here!

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Streaming South Park For Free: “Making Boobage”

June 30, 2008 - 7:00 pm , By Editor

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South Park Studios is now streaming “Making Boobage” for free!

Kenny joins the latest drug craze as the kids of South Park start tripping balls when they sniff cat piss, the town tries to outlaw owning cats and some serious Heavy Metal mayhem insues.

Check out the full episode here

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The UN is a Waste of Rhetoric!

June 28, 2008 - 11:07 am , By Rob - UPENN

unSitting her on a Saturday morning, after the gym, after breakfast, middle of coffee - and I find 3 stories in a row that show how truly ineffective the UN is. I am speechless and staggered by an overwhelming lack of effectiveness or even marginally decisive ideals.

Case 1: Zimbabwe. This a**whole has been slaughtering everyone who even speaks about running against him. So, the US and Europe put out a vote that the elections be nullified. Thank God South Africa came to the rescue! You remember South Africa, the apartheid people?

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The Orgasmatron is Spine-Tingling (Literally)

February 20, 2008 - 12:00 pm , By Hadley V. - George Mason

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Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.

Dr. Stuart Meloy, a pain specialist in North Carolina, has concocted (be on the lookout for vague sexual innuendos from here on out) the Orgasmatron, a device that can stimulate pleasure through electrodes hitting the right spots. This. Is. Big. News. Read More »

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Puff Daddy’s ‘Vote or Die’ Music Video

January 24, 2008 - 9:30 am , By Editor

“Shake Them Ti**ies When You Vote, B*tch!”

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Why College Students Abuse Over The Counter Cold Medicine

January 12, 2008 - 11:30 am , By Editor

cold medicine abuseChances are many of you reading this have abused cold medicines in the past.  It’s such a rampant problem that the South Park guys dedicated an episode to it.

The government’s Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration said 3 million young people in the United States between the ages of 12 and 25 admitted getting high off the medicines at least once.

The Agency said an overdose on cold medicine may result in serious life-threatening adverse reactions, including irregular heartbeat, delirium and death.

People abuse cold medicine for a sh*t load of reasons!

Here are a few: Read More »

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