August 4, 2008 - 2:00 pm
, By Kari - Florida State
One of the joys of maturing into responsible adults is the new, more equal relationship we can establish with our parents. It’s cool to be able to grab a brewski at family barbecues (double-y cool because you didn’t have to pay for it), usually leading to an awesome opportunity to sit around and gab with the fam about your hilarious exploits away at school.
This table time can often result in blackmail-worthy anecdotes about your Mom’s coed days from Uncle Bill. Unfortunately, it can also result in HORRIBLE AWKWARDNESS should you overshare and let slip any of the following (I know, I thought they’d be cool with it too):
1) That time you got so drunk at the club that you passed out in the bathroom.
Also not good to share: the fact that your equally wasted friends did not notice your sudden absence, and were alerted to your condition only when the cleaning staff found you at 6 am. This story, while earning you street cred amongst your fellow college lushes (I think it’s hilarious, obv), will not go over well with Mom for various reasons. 1) Contrary to her own experiences in college, she would like to believe that you–her responsible and intelligent son– would never participate in such tomfoolery. 2) She ain’t sending you to school to get drunk.
Best to skip this little tale and save it for a more appropriate time: boasting during “This one time, I was so drunk…” circles. Read More »
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Tags: anecdotes, awkwardness, blackmail, brewski, circles, coed, contrary, dea, exploits, fam, family_barbecues, fellow_college, intelligent_daughter, lushes, obv, responsible_adults, roommate, spring-break, stranger, sudden_absence, table_time
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June 30, 2008 - 10:45 am
, By Editor
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Tags: alcohol, applications, cheerleader, college, drunk, facebook, Hot, iphone, jenni falconer, john-mayer, Kristen-Cavallari, myspace, network, orkut, Photos, privacy, sexy, social, social-networking, spring-break, stalker
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March 13, 2008 - 6:00 pm
, By Editor
Spring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it’s GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, I am not sure what is. But what if your parents are cheap and/or you are too irresponsible to maintain a job? If that is the case, then you are sitting at home reading this and not in Panama City waking up next to some girl who you should have left at the hotel bar the night before.
We at COED are a kind and generous people, and offer you a wide selection of photos and parties from across the world…that you missed. Please feel free to download them and print them up. Then tape them to the wall, turn up your music, get drunk, and pretend that you are at Spring Break.
…of course it sucks, but its better than nothing - so back off!
Pictures exposed after the jump! Read More »
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Tags: Aculpolco, beach, beer, Bikini, cancun, coed, drunk, facebook, lake_havasu, mexico, panama_city_beach, panama_city_beach_fl, spring-break, vodka
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February 18, 2008 - 1:30 pm
, By Editor
Hells yes. It’s just about that time of year when many college students throw down their pencils and head abroad for spring break. The legal drinking age is 18 and the girls are wild, but there will be no play for you unless you have a valid US Passport.
How do I obtain a passport? How much does it cost? How long does it take?
These are the questions we’ll answer after the jump! Read More »
January 29, 2008 - 1:00 pm
, By Jess - NYU
January may be almost over, and February may have nothing for you to look forward to except Valentine’s Day (which, for a lot of us, is a poor excuse of a holiday). But March is certainly coming, and it’s bringing with it two of the most amazing words in the English language: Spring Break.
Now, a lot of you out there may associate Spring Break with places like Cancun, Florida, the Bahamas, and other tropical paradises where there’s nothing to do except drink weird fruity things with tiny paper umbrellas floating in them.
And while I have nothing against fruity drinks and paper umbrellas (not to mention scantily clad people lathered up with suntan lotion), Spring Break can be a time for more than just getting a tan and having seven nights of hook-ups you regret later. It can be a time to actually do some good.
The Isabela Oceanographic Institute (IOI), a Florida-based non-profit organization that deals with both American and European study abroad programs, has one of the most amazing Spring Break opportunities around: spend a week in the Galapagos islands while researching ways for them to stay self sufficient. Not a bad deal! Read More »
November 24, 2007 - 11:30 am
, By Phil - Pace University
When the winter months are upon us, Jamaica is indeed the country of cool - in all the right ways.
The former British colony (and current cannabis field) caters to those looking to preserve or pulverize fond memories by way of extreme relaxing or partying, respectively. Our COED itinerary guarantees to put a smile on your melanoma-stricken face (seriously, you really should get that mole checked out).
We start off in… Read More »
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Tags: blue-mountain, bob-marley, cannabis, hot-spot, jamaica, Kingston, melanoma, Negril, red-stripe, sean-paul, spring-break, vacation, winter
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August 16, 2007 - 11:00 am
, By Steve - Seton Hall University
Arguably the most memorable parts of a road trip with you friends don’t actually take place at the destination. Sure, crushing beer cans off your face or doing other frat party-esque things are fun but it’s the crazy antics that go down in the car while in route that will be talked about at your 10 year reunion.
Example: The time you scared the living shit out of your friend while he was sleeping with a successful “Break & Scream” at mile marker 103 on the highway.
What is the “Break & Scream?” Read More »
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