The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! Read More »

Lately, my days start around 7:30 AM, a time inconceivable to me when I was a college student. You were more likely to find me up at 4 AM, still in party mode, and arising some time after noon to grab a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich from one of Philly’s myriad food trucks. I wouldn’t know how much I would miss those days until I had to grow up and get a real job. Now I’m forced to have thoughts like “I wonder if this shirt is too wrinkled to wear to work?” and “I wonder if they’ll notice if I leave this meeting to go vomit?”, thoughts so repugnant to every fiber of my being that I spend eight hours every day at my office job fantasizing about the days when I had more pressing and important concerns, such as figuring out how to have sex on the fifth floor of the student library without getting caught.

Yep, the real world sucks, and nothing I can say will prepare you to deal with passive aggressive e-mails from your boss, the body odor stink arising from the person sitting next to you on the bus, or the existential despair that you’ll experience when you realize that you’ve been having the same thing for lunch, every day, for nine months. But while you’re in college, you might as well make the most of it, which is why we’ve prepared the official COED Magazine College Bucket List.

Of course, feel free to improvise, and consider this list a floor, not a ceiling. F–k, that last sentence sounds like something my boss would say. I’ve gotta get away from this office… Read More »

Spring is that wonderful time of year when the sun begins to warm, tops reveal more midriff and skirts get a little shorter. Life is renewed and the world is a flurry of energy once again.

Spring is a time when every cubic inch of air seems to be flush with hormones and pheromones zipping around at near supersonic speeds, causing spring fever. We’re sure that, just as you do every year, you’ve noticed a certain change in demeanor, a shift in attitudes and a change in perceptions during winter’s thaw. What you are noticing is that everyone has come down with a case of spring fever.A remnant of our evolutionary ancestry, spring fever is a subconscious, instinctive condition wherein the wont of reproduction looms large in life’s big picture.

Luckily for us, we can thwart unwanted offspring for as little as a dollar, making this little evolutionary cycle known as spring fever a perfect opportunity to make your mark. Dust off your Darwin and pay attention to the subtle cues that signal a case of spring fever.

Check Out the Guide to Spring Fever: Frisky Women Who Are Ready, Willing and Able

What do you get when you combine a lively group of 16 college co-eds, a week’s worth of vacation time with a city swarming with activity and void of an open container policy?

To quote the late, great Elvis Presley: “Viva Las Vegas.”

The other 15 trip-goers and myself are close friends. So tight in fact, that we refer to ourselves as “The Family.” When last October rolled around, and the thought of a week completely free of the drudgery of campus life was a mere glimmer in our undergrad eyes, we knew we had to plan something epic. [Collegian]

Tulane underclassmen have recently reported a shortage of quality marijuana available on-campus. A drug bust two weeks ago purportedly influenced campus supply, and subsequent developments have further limited resources.TUPD arrested two freshmen in their room early last week on possession charges. The students spent a night in jail and Tulane lawyers got them out on bail within 24 hours. They had cocaine and marijuana in their room, according to a TUPD crime report. [Daily Hullabaloo]

Official Guide To Readjusting After Spring Break

For University of Maryland students today it’s official: Spring Break is over. Classes start again, and life goes back to normal. In light of that, here are some tips on how to re-adjust. [CollegeOTR]

Gophers Senior Recovering From Brain Surgery Following Hockey Collision

A 2-1 overtime win over top-seeded Colorado College wasn’t the best thing that happened to the Minnesota men’s hockey team Friday. Senior forward Tom Pohl was released from the hospital and is resting at his family’s home in Red Wing. Pohl suffered a skull fracture and bleeding of the brain two weeks ago in the deciding game of Minnesota’s first round WCHA playoff with Minnesota State when his helmet was knocked off and the forward then crashed into the boards in front of the Minnesota bench. [Minnesota Daily]

Facebook Pictures Could Lead to Suspensions at Slippery Rock

Members of the SRU men’s and women’s track teams face suspensions after one student posted pictures on Facebook featuring several athletes at a drinking party in a hotel room at the Good Nite Inn while traveling during spring break. [The Online Rocket]

When the lovely ladies of Playboy U hit Cabo for Spring Break 2008 they brought only one outfit - a bikini. Lucky for us, Busted Coverage has the pictures to prove it.

Most of us couldn’t be on the beach with Playboy U at Spring Break 2008 in Cabo so check out the pictures to see what you missed. And let me tell you - we missed a lot.

The day after The Pitt News exposed a fake Sen. Barack Obama rally at the Petersen Events Center, the Facebook event and its creator’s Facebook account vanished.University of Pittsburgh student Dan Gore reported to Facebook that someone created an account mimicking his, which was used to lead people to believe that he was hosting the phony rally.

To this day, Gore does not know who created the account. [Pitt News]

ResLife at UNH Takes a Shot at Banning Alcohol Paraphernalia

Residential Life could find students in the wrong for possessing empty Keystone Light cans and alcohol funnels in their dormitories if changes in the university residential contract are passed.

Among others changes, these guidelines have to do with outlawing empty alcohol containers in areas exclusively housing underage students as well as outlawing alcohol paraphernalia. [The NH Online]

Fire at Spring Break Hotspot in Acapulco

The fire broke out at the Best Western Playa Suites Hotel in Acapulco. It was packed with college students - many from our area. One girl says she awoke to screams and breaking glass. In a phone interview, Penn State Junior Devon Herrick of Malvern described how she awoke to screams of fire.

She rushed to her balcony, looked across the way at Playa Suites’ Tower 2 and realized the fire was no joke. [ABC]

Just when you thought it was safe to take a nap on a flight to L.A., some random guy has to shoot a load on your hair while you’re sleeping. Don’t you just hate when that happens?

A woman aboard American Airlines is suing them for $200,000 after employees failed to help when a male passenger sat next to her and masturbated into her hair while she slept. Read More »

Spring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it’s GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, I am not sure what is. But what if your parents are cheap and/or you are too irresponsible to maintain a job? If that is the case, then you are sitting at home reading this and not in Panama City waking up next to some girl who you should have left at the hotel bar the night before.

We at COED are a kind and generous people, and offer you a wide selection of photos and parties from across the world…that you missed. Please feel free to download them and print them up. Then tape them to the wall, turn up your music, get drunk, and pretend that you are at Spring Break.

…of course it sucks, but its better than nothing - so back off!

Pictures exposed after the jump! Read More »