Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

Read Story.

Next: Watch Out For Heisman Sleepers
1/5Previous FeaturePause RotationNext Feature

Roger Clemens Decade Long Affair With Mindy McCready Revealed

roger-clemens-mindy-mccready.jpg

Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready. The romance began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and a married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.

The Daily News has all the juicy details!

New Lucy Pinder Sex Tape

Lucy PinderLucy Pinder Sex Tape [NSFW]

This Former Nazi Is A Complete Weirdo

Maria Menounos Is One Hot Jogger

Andy Roddick Is Smarter Than He Looks

What Brochures Don’t Tell You About Studying Abroad

Ohio Man Arrested For Banging A Table

Christina Aguilera’s Husband Is A Flaw

Red Neck Video [NSFW]

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Jamie Lynn Spears is Phat

Worlds Least Scary Murderer

New Jason Voorhees [Photos]

Is Madonna on Steroids? (Photos)

Cool Bike Stunts

Hulk Hogan’s New Girlfriend [NSFW Site]

Zambrano Hurt in Cubs Opener

Regardless of Fable, The Ultimate Warrior Is Insane!

ultimate warriorPopular fable tells us that the original Ultimate Warrior died of steroids and was later re-casted by another for a few years until he died in a car accident with Keenan and Kel from Nickelodeon. Contrary to popular belief this legend is, in fact, false.

The original and only Warrior is alive and well. If you check out Ultimate Warrior’s Wikipedia you’ll see he didn’t legally change his name to Warrior, did not write a book on politics and definitely didn’t travel country speaking out to denounce gays. Well if you heard that, none of it is true…or it is true, but without the did nots…whatever, the guy’s a maniac any which way.

Where I come from, there is no such thing as pregaming - just put this video on and let it work its magic. Oddly enough, I have no actual memory of ever seeing this video because every time it comes on I black out and wake up at the Bronx Zoo wearing nothing but shoelaces tied around my biceps.

Must See Ultimate Warrior Video After The Jump! Read More »

Latest Steroid Scandal Includes 50 Cent, Timbaland and…Mary J. Blige?

Mary J Blige steroidsIt’s pretty obvious that 50 Cent and Timbaland have most likely dabbled in various “performance-enhancing” drugs - but R&B singer Mary J. Blige? What good could possibly come out of Blige taking ‘roids?

I’m baffled…and intrigued!

The Times Union reported that Blige and the other celebs in question used fake names to order and pick up prescriptions in Florida from Dr. Gary Brandwein, who was tied to the steroid scandal involving deceased WWF wrestler Chris Benoit.

Wyclef Jean and Tyler Perry have also been named as steroid users in the article, but who cares? I can’t get over Mary J. “Not Gon’ Cry” Blige. Seriously: if it’s true I’ll be floored and very confused. Couldn’t she just take coke and pills like any other maladjusted superstar?

Nothing confuses me more than singers like Blige (and Whitney Houston too, for that matter) that release these inspirational songs that middle-aged moms go nuts over, just to debunk their own myth by plummeting deep into drugs, depression and overall indecency.

It’s a funny world we live in, folks.

Roger Clemens Addresses Steroid Allegations… Finally

It has been 2 weeks since George Mitchell released his scathing report that accused Roger Clemens (and many others) of juicing. Today, “The Rocket” speaks.

Is Roger Clemens Guilty?

View Results

Loading ... Loading …

Infectious Behavior: You Gave Me What?

you gave me what

When you bring home a one-night stand from the local bar, or even step barefoot into a dorm shower, you may be putting yourself at great physical risk.

So we spoke to doctors from several universities about sexually transmitted infections, sexual dysfunction, steroids, pregnancies and even pubic-hair removal. It wasn’t pleasant.

I. You gave me what?
Most college-student health centers spend lots of time screening patients for sexually transmitted infections, or STIs. Doctors say the number-one reason students schedule appointments is for Pap tests or pelvic exams. Their results might come as a surprise: You’re definitely carrying something, and that something is called HPV. Dr. Davis Smith, medical director of the student health center at Wesleyan University, says: “For college-aged students moderately sexually active - about two to three partners a year - the likelihood of exposure to an HPV (Human Papil-lomavirus) is 100 percent.” Ouch!

Read More »

The “Mitchell Report” Has Leaked!

Mitchell Report leaked

 

UPDATE 12.13.07 1:15 PM - For the REAL List click here.

Senator George J. Mitchell’s “Mitchell Report” on steroid use in the MLB “outed” many former and current major leaguers.

Here is COED’s list of players that have admitted to using steroids in the past. The full list of players listed in the Mitchell Report is included at the bottom.

Names listed in the ‘Mitchell Report’ after the jump! Read More »

Sports Lineup: News Flash - The Mets Blow!

mr met

News Flash: The Mets blow! (ESPN)

Take steroids hit home runs…did we really need a physicist to break this down? (Reuters)

Siiiike Kevin Everett isn’t paralyzed. (Yahoo)

Fitness? Soooooo boring! (Butcat)

Sure Diana I’ll just buy a 1,600 acre hunting ranch! (htrland)

Too bad 90% of America don’t think hockey is a real sport. (30 Games)

Some players really aren’t in it for the money. (ESPN)

Is Barry Bonds a Cheater? Let’s Ask People on the Street!

Barry Bonds as a KidBonds steroids

Every sports fan has an opinion on whether of not Barry Bonds is a cheater.

Watch ESPN’s media blitz for 10 minutes and you will know what I’m talking about. Bonds just broke the most coveted records in all of sports and the media can’t seem to redirect their news fiending boner away from the fact that the guy potentially cheated.

Are American’s really fired up about Bonds cheating or is this just another case of the media force feeding us “controversial” topics to drum up ratings? I decided to hit the streets and ask some every day Joe’s whether or not they think Bonds is a cheater and why.

Here’s what I found… Read More »

Lenny “Nails” Dykstra

Lenny DykstraLenny Dykstra stood at a staggering 5′10 and weighed in at 167lbs at the peak of his career. A small man to some, but a leader to all. Often referred to as “Nails”, Lenny entered Major League Baseball in 1985 and joined on with the New York Mets. It was evident he would be a force to be rekoned with and wouldn’t let his small size effect his level of play. This is a tribute to Leonard Kyle Dykstra, a true American hero. Read More »