Kill Your TV: Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online

I really hate television. The advertising, the soap opera endings to every popular show, local commercials that are all of a sudDEN LOUD AS F**KING BALLS. I cannot stand it. So, short of major sporting events that I give a crap about, I don’t really turn on my T.V set. Not sure why but the T.V. feels like a naggy woman in the room, demanding that I buy her things.

That said, television is going through a bit of a renaissance, coming out of the dark ages of the 90’s fictional fluff and finding more real, interesting stories in characters. (Battlestar Galactica, anyone?) Still, I cannot be bothered to turn my set on, because even the good shows share time and ad space with a complete bevy of reality TV garbage.

So I like the programming but cannot stand the delivery. What am I to do? Like most problems, this one can be solved by the interweb’s dump truck tubes. TV is available everywhere online. Most of it perfectly legally! Some of it in legal gray areas! Lets take a look.

Check out the Ultimate Guide to Free TV Online after the jump! Read More »

I Was(n’t) There: A Slackers Guide to SXSW Online

SXSW 2008

Unlike some lucky bastards currently at SXSW, we poor folk have to work for a living - or were too irresponsible to buy tickets earlier. We are idiots…

Since we have lost our chance at going to SXSW, the Austin-based music festival, what are we to do? Well, there are plenty of alternatives that don’t involve bitching about how we can’t go (see what I did there?). Using the almighty power of the World Wide Web, we can watch and listen to almost every SXSW performance via webcasts, internet radio sessions and streaming videos.

It’s like we are right there, man!!!! (Not really - but it sure beats staying at home! Wait…)

A comprehensive list of sites following SXSW after the jump. Read More »

Hot Boxxx Your Porn Collection

FyreTV hot boxxx

If you’re single with no friends (or completely shameless about your porn watching) the Hot Boxxx may be just the tech item for you this holiday season.

For the monthly price of $9.99 for an allotted amount of minutes, FyreTV’s set-top box hooks up through a DSL connection and provides users with full access to a vast library of porn online, with fully-loaded search options to find your favorite porn star and/or scene.

The box streams video at DVD quality without any buffering to slow up the movie’s pace - or your pace. Let’s be honest here, people. Read More »

“Werewolf Bar Mitzvah”: Full Version

Tracy Morgan Werewolf

On a recent episode of the Emmy award-winning 30 Rock Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) was seen in a brief-but-hilarious music clip titled “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.”

Now, the entire music video has been unveiled - enjoy! Read More »

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

According to every pop-culture website in Internetland last night’s 30 Rock was the funniest episode of the fall TV season so far.

More specifically, “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” was one of the funniest segments in recent TV history.

“Boys becoming men / men becoming wolves!”

UPDATE: the entire “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” music video can be found here!