EliteXC - Kimbo vs. Tank - February 16

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If you are a dude with a vagina, then you have not been taking notice of the showdown scheduled for Saturday.In one corner, we have the old school bad-ass David “Tank” Abbott. Back in the day, Tank was the monster that no one wanted to fight. He was the drunken brawler who would kick everyone’s ass and then have a beer in the middle of the ring. Seriously, he used to fight when there were no rules and it was pretty much illegal to fight in or watch an MMA fight.

In the other corner, there is Kimbo Slice. He is easily the scariest non-WMD wielding human being alive. Kimbo is a street fighter who got famous for beating people up for money and postingthe videos on YouTube. Normally, this would be considered “felony assault & battery.” Luckily, a bunch of rich white guys realized there was some money to be made - good for us, bad for the poor bastards who have to fight him. To insure their investment in Mr. Slice, they set him up with a coach in Mr. Bas Rutten. Mr. Rutten is one of the greatest prolific MMA coaches of all time. He has coached names like Mark Kerr and has proven that he can turn one-dimensional guys into MMA monsters.

(FYI - Kimbo is 7-1 in street fights. He tried to fight Hurricane Katrina and lost.)

Sorry Tank, you were the man - but this is going to get ugly all over you. Videos below…

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Ding Ding Diddy: The Weekend Street Brawl

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When a rich celebrity rolls around with 4 bodyguards it’s usually the hired help that does the roughing up. Not the case this weekend!

Puff Daddy had a good old Rocky vs Tommy Gunn style street brawl this Saturday night at Kiosk in SoHo. What started as a verbal argument with his acquaintance Steven Acevedo escalated quickly and ended when Diddy gave Acevedo’s face the one-two combo.

Once the fight ended Diddy (I can’t believe I’m calling a grown man “Diddy”) decided to revert to his former hood ways, talking smack to the man while he was down, reportedly yelling, “I’ll kill you, punk!”

This time around, Diddy can’t pin his crimes on somebody else.