Subway Pole-ite Girls Strip on the Drop of a Dare

December 11, 2007 - 11:30 am , By John, USMA at West Point

Cute, college-aged girls? Check.

$10,000 dare to strip on the subway? Check.

YouTube video of the whole shebang? I thought you would never ask:

The “Pole-ite” girls (real names Laura Lee Anderson, Jessica Wu, Marissa Lupp and Isis Masoud) gave bystanders quite the show earlier this year, dancing, stripping, grinding and gyrating around the grimiest of locations: the New York City subway system.

Needless to say, the fearless foursome won the $10,000 prize from DareJunkies.com.

The MTA isn’t very happy about the attention this dare has garnered. From UPI:

“The last thing we want is for anyone to turn our subways into roving burlesque stages for crude exhibitionists,” said NYC Transit spokesman Paul Fleuranges. “While the rules don’t specifically state lap or pole dancing–what is depicted here is disorderly conduct.”

I’m not sure what planet Mr. Fleuranges is from, but I don’t know any man, woman or child who would have a problem with a roving burlesque show free of charge. More importantly the dare was done all in good fun - and $10,000! Not much is better than cute girls with great personalities, wildly free of any inhibitions, dancing around for the enjoyment of the people. They deserve a Gentleman’s boner.

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Dog the Bounty Hunter Doesn’t Like Black People

November 1, 2007 - 10:58 am , By Editor

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• A & E’s Duane “Dog” Chapman is heading to the Imus Zone after his recent racist rant.

• Women’s sexy clothing is causing many sleepless nights for Malaysia’s Muslim men.

• What’s left for Lance Armstrong to conquer after 7 Tour de France victories? The Olsen Twins???

• People pawn some pretty strange things.

• The Chris Angel Saw Trick revealed.

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Kids Pole-Dancing: Hot or Not?

October 11, 2007 - 1:00 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Stripper PoleIn a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of today the art of pole-dancing?

The answer is a resounding YES.

In Australia, kids - I’m talking kids, like 7-year-old girls and boys - are being registered (by their parents, mind you) to take pole-dancing lessons.

Yes: everybody knows that strippers are well-toned athletes and intense trainers that go for the Olympic Gold every time they bleach their ******* and dollar bills get stuffed straight up their G-strings by old pervs.

When did throwing the ball around become too passe? When I was a strapping young man I would chop wood and shingle roofs to get my bod looking like this guys.

Now we have kids not old enough to handle their no-no parts correctly gyrating and shimmying up stripper poles in the name of exercise.

Grab an axe and chop away, young boy - at the very least you’ll be able to fend off anybody who attempts to kick your ass when they hear about your past experience sliding down a stripper pole.

And girls? Don’t worry - you’ll have plenty of time in the future to handle poles.

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Britney Spears’ “Gimme More” Music Video Unveiled!

October 5, 2007 - 11:00 am , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Britney Spears - Gimme MoreIs it just me or does this video look…uh…very low-budget?

And what’s with the awkward stripper pole dance? Notice how zoomed in the camera is - hiding something, director?

Like Britney’s sloppy self, perhaps?

As expected, this is like watching a train wreck right before your very eyes.

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