Want to see as many half-naked ladies as possible for Halloween without holding a fist full of $1 bills? Well, book yourself a ticket to Las Vegas, cause Sin City’s gots it goin’ on. Sure, Vegas is always 10 lbs of Hos in a 5 lb paper sack, but on Halloween weekend the chicks are [...]
Best New Sport: Competitive Pole Dancing
August 25, 2008 - 11:35 am
In the wake of the Olympics, it’s easy to forget that there are other contests out there–sexier contests. No, not beauty pageants. We’re talking about the wonderful world of competitive pole dancing. What was once a device only used for turning men on at the strip club has turned into a favorite piece of equipment [...]
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Sign With The Cowboys and Stare At Strippers Butts: A Day In The Life of T.O.
June 3, 2008 - 12:45 pm
Controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens has signed a four-year, $34 million deal with the Dallas Cowboys. Along with the $7 million he will make in 2008, T.O. is slated to earn $27 million over the next three seasons, making him one of the highest paid players in the league.
What to do with all that money?
As [...]
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Strippers Arrested, Lapdances Ruined (Temporarily)
June 3, 2008 - 9:30 am
Son-of-a-b*tch! For some ridiculous reason, Texas has a law that forbids strippers from getting within 3-feet of their customers. (Do you know how far 3-feet is when boobs are involved?) And according to TheSmokingGun.com, because of this completely impractical law, they busted 18 innocent–I’m sure–women yesterday, who forgot to pack a tape measure in their [...]
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Kids Pole-Dancing: Hot or Not?
October 11, 2007 - 1:00 pm
In a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of today the art of pole-dancing?
The answer is a resounding YES.
In Australia, kids - I’m talking kids, like 7-year-old girls and boys - are being registered (by their parents, mind you) to take pole-dancing lessons.
Yes: everybody [...]
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The Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads
August 31, 2007 - 10:00 am
Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see Spears back in music. (NY Daily News)
Two bozos busted by cops over sketchy marijuana broccoli exchange. Apparently, oregano was out of stock at [...]
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Political Aussie Gets Flossy at Strip Club
August 20, 2007 - 12:00 pm
Some politicians debate on issues via live television, others stuff taxpayers money up a stripper’s G-string. They handle politics differently in Australia, as evidenced by the scandalous happenings with Kevin Rudd at a strip club four-years ago in New York City that have only been unveiled recently.
So, who’s the provider of this dirty inside information [...]
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