If I Had A Million Dollars, I’d Buy A Ton Of Cocaine

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In the early nineties, Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page promised (in song no less) that he’d buy me and every other lady ever lots of frivolous and unnecessary items like a llama, Art Garfunkel and a monkey.

Looks like he forgot all about the little ditty that made his band famous and spent the money buying a ton of cocaine and marijuana. Page was arrested in New York last week for possession of a controlled substance.

The best part? When the cops showed up, Page and his female friend tried to hide the mound of coke under a napkin. I can’t believe that didn’t work! That’s how I hid a quarter pound of parmesan cheese when I spilled it at Pizza Hut 10-years ago. I guess the Syracuse PD are a little more thorough than the hapless staff at my local “Italian bistro.”

The news of this arrest is disappointing but not exactly surprising. Despite putting out a very good last effort and a popular kids album, Barenaked Ladies have been trying to run away from irrelevancy since “Pinch Me.” It looks like it finally caught up to them. Read More »

Coming To The Big East In 2010 - Men’s Lacrosse

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The Big East conference is forming a new men’s lacrosse league that will include national champion Syracuse.

The league will start competition in the spring of 2010 and will include Syracuse, Providence, Rutgers, St. John’s, Villanova, Notre Dame and Georgetown.

The schools will play each other once.

The conference’s 16 athletic directors unanimously approved the new league during recent meetings. The conference will apply for an automatic bid to the NCAA tournament.

Syracuse, which won its 10th NCAA title last month, had played as an independent, while the other schools were scattered in other leagues. [AP]

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Former President Clinton Backs Out Of UCLA’s Commencement Ceremony

Former President Bill Clinton won’t be addressing graduates at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on Friday, June 13, as previously scheduled.

UCLA Chancellor Gene Block will deliver keynote remarks to approximately 4,000 graduating seniors and their guests at the event, which is scheduled for 5 p.m. at Pauley Pavilion.

The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) asked Clinton and others not to speak at UCLA while its union members are working without a contract and negotiating with the University of California system.

“It’s unfortunate that union activities are affecting a UCLA event intended to celebrate student achievement,” said Judith L. Smith, dean and vice provost of undergraduate education at the UCLA College of Letters and Science. “While we’re disappointed for students and their family members looking forward to hearing a former president speak, we anticipate a joyful mood as we send off graduating seniors with a ceremony filled with colorful traditions.” [UCLA.NewsRoom]

NYMEX Commodities Challenge Results as of 3/7/08

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NYMEX Commodities Challenge Results as of 3/13/08

NYMEX Commodities Challenge Results as of 3/13/08

NYMEX Commodities Challenge Results as of 3/3/08

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NCAA Basketball Picks Of The Day - Feb. 18, 2008

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In our last pick on February 14th DA Zeus racked up his 2nd loss as Georgia Tech lost to Clemson 82-67. Gebsta dropped to 1-3 when Boston College beat up on N.C. State. Fenboy fell to a dismal 0-4 as Middle Tennessee State beat South Alabama 76-70 and Bone (1-3-1) pushed when West Virginia beat Rutgers by 18 points, 81-63.

The overall total 6-13-1

Let’s hope the guys can pick some winners tonight because this thing is starting to get real ugly. Read More »

NYMEX Commodities Challenge Results as of 2/22/08

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As of 3:00PM, 2/22/08:

Houston Grad
Azerbaijan State Oil Academy
Yale
Syracuse
Texas @ Austin
Texas @ Dallas Grad
Rollins Grad
Kent St. Grad #1
Rice Grad #1
Hofstra Grad
Oklahoma St. Grad #1
Lehigh
Texas @ Dallas Undergrad
Brown
Tulane
Alberta
Rice Grad #2
Rollins Undergrad
Penn St. Grad #2
Hofstra Undergrad
Oklahoma St. Grad #2
Monmouth
Columbia Grad #1
Columbia Grad #2
Penn St. Grad #1
Quinnipiac
Houston Undergrad
Kent St. Grad #2
George Washington