Crack Addicts Shouldn’t be Heroes

Stop kissing Josh Hamilton’s ass. He doesn’t deserve all the praise and he certainly doesn’t deserve to be called a hero or a role model or a good influence. He was a complete f**k up, but because he’s can still play baseball better than almost anyone else alive we should praise him? No.

Yes, he was addicted to cocaine and crack for years. Yes, the fact that he seems to have made a full recovery is impressive (overcoming any addiction that overwhelms a person like that is impressive), but he’s not a great guy because of it. He should be working his way back to being an OK guy. Half a season of good baseball doesn’t clear him of all the bad sh*t he did before. Read More »

Adopt a Stripper

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With the economy slowing grinding to a halt, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, gas prices rising and the US dollar tanking, American’s are spending less on ‘luxury items’–and strippers are starting to feel the pinch. Thing is, stripping still brings home the bacon better than most jobs out there, so more and more women are opting to take it off in the name of self-preservation. Read More »

Sexiest Sex Offenders: Tampa Edition

Tampa Florida Female Sex Offenders

In our latest installment of sexy teachers doing dubious acts with students, we go down south to The Sunshine State, home of the most taboo scandals under the sun.

There must be something in the water in Tampa, Florida. Over the course of a few months, the city has become the new scene for aspiring sexual deviants.

These sleazy little situations make me wanna go all Billy Madison on the school system down in Tampa, and snag me some sexually-deprived older women in the twilight or their sexuality, or young closet freaks with dreams of teen threesomes.

Watching all these female sex offenders lose their jobs and be shamed in the public eye must get the unknown deviants really horny, seeing there’s no stopping these rampant boy-rapists - or as I like to call them, Teachers - from getting caught in the act.

Hillsborough county in particular deserves a f***ing plaque for their vast accomplishments in the field of fondling, as they have notched up FIVE cases of sexual misconduct with students in the last four months. I think they could go All State. But enough is enough: let’s take a look, shall we?

Tampa’s hottest sex offenders after the jump! Read More »