6 Skirt “Disasters” For British Grand Prix Grid Girls

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A-Rod’s Wife Isn’t Very Hot

Tara Reid’s Stomach Haunts My Dreams

Knowing Your Wingman Limits

“The Hills” Cast Celebrates the 4th of July

Gym Class Heroes Lead Singer Arrested

This Criminal Does A Piss Poor Job Of Faking A Heart Attack

England Should Be The US’s 51st State

Hulk Hogan Stalks Linda Hogan

Douche Knocks Himself Out

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCartney Have Matching Bathing Suits

Best Modivational Posters Ever!

Candid Camera Elevator Prank From 1965

Babe Wimbledon

Evolution of Hilary Duff’s Boobs

Move to Japan: Erika Sato

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 Move to Japan: Erika Sato

Jim Carey Is Weird, Gets Hot Chicks

Jeff Van Gundy’s Really Bad Day

Surprise!: Tara Reid Is Drunk

Happy Belated Canada Day

Your Last Will & Testement

Women Hate Peter Pan

Ashley Tisdale Owns a Nice Bikini

It’s Game Time! (NSFW, but it’s Sunday, so f**K it.)

They Said What ?!

Emperor’s Club Celebrity Diamond Ranking

Celebrity Emperor's Club

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.

It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celebrity Emperor’s Club, where high paid politicians can bump nasty with the most desirable celebs taxpayer’s money can buy! We offer complete privacy and anonymity to our clients, in return for keeping our business a private matter.

Tara

Tara Reid

Measurements: 33-26-34

Tara is a sassy blonde that loves to let loose and have a wild time with zero inhibition or standards.

While she does indeed enjoy partying, some clients have complained that Tara parties a little too much, as she’s known to pass out mid-sentence. Keep her alcohol consumption to a minimum (if possible) and you will hit it off (and get off) just fine.

Tara has the looks of at 2 Diamond girl, but her wide array of STDs brings her down to a budget level, making her desirable only to people who find Herpes to be an attractive trait.

Diamond rating

One diamond

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American Pie: A Journey Through College

American Pie

In 1999, a phenomenal event occurred that forever changed the way people look at pastry: American Pie debuted in movie theaters.

American Pie is the story of a group of friends consisting of awkward Jim (Jason Biggs), Oz the jock (Chris Kline), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) in a serious relationship with Tara Reid, the sly Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas), and resident asshole Stifler (Sean William Scott). The boys are in their senior year of high school and have embarked on a quest to get laid before prom night. Hilarious hijinks accompany their pursuit.

Along the way we meet many characters: the sexy foreign exchange student Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth) who prompts Jim to blow his load a little early in front of a live audience on the internet; Stifler’s hot mom, who becomes Finch’s conquest; Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), who becomes Jim’s girlfriend and sticks her flute where the sun doesn’t shine; and in my opinion the one who steals the show, Eugene Levy as Jim’s Dad who buys him pornography and catches him doing a pie.
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