October 26, 2007 - 4:30 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid - or vice versa, considering?
Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men.
The World’s (Half) Hottest Lesbo Power Couple is over? Say it ain’t so!
VIDEO: The great debate continues with Boobs vs. Cars.
Teacher-student sex story of the day, starring Holly Hatcher - with a name like that having sex with a minor (or a career in porn) is a given.
Hey you dirty thieves, keep it clean.
You haven’t ate pizza until you’ve had a slice from Pizza Hut Japan. Sound healthy? Well, take a look for yourself.
Happy left-handed Halloween…from a Canadian monkey.
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October 12, 2007 - 9:30 am
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Al “Super Cereal” Gore is given the Nobel Peace Prize. Good for him! (Nobelprize.org)
Modern moms are lazier than moms of the past. That’s what happens when the World’s Most Famous Mom is Britney Spears. (The Sun)
When an Agnostic follows the Bible for a year, things get hairy. (Tim Ferress)
Some dude is pulled over on the highway in his Mustang GT even though he follows every driving law…oh, he’s 3-years-old and it’s a toy Mustang. (Yahoo)
Yet another teacher arrested for having sex with a student. At this rate horny teachers will be wiped off the planet. R.I.P. Ultimate Sexual Fantasy. (KNBC)
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October 3, 2007 - 5:00 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
South Park will be airing all-new episodes this month starting tonight. The latest episode of the show has Cartman coping with Tourette’s Syndrome in the most unsavory way.
From the official South Park website:
“Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It’s all a part of Cartman’s master plan in an all-new episode of “South Park.” Continuing in its 11th season and fresh off of an Emmy win for Best Animated Program, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning on Wednesday, October 3 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. As a bonus, fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 11th season on iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com.
In the premiere episode, Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette’s syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, Cartman lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.”
To honor this most festive of occasions we present you, fair reader, with some of the most memorable clips from the most recent seasons of South Park.
Watch the South Park clips after the jump. Read More »
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September 18, 2007 - 3:00 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Kentucky State Senator Ernie Chambers plans on suing God to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. In return, God plans on splitting Chambers’ head open with a lightning bolt to prove a point about dumbass statements. (KETV)
Ex-teacher at Plymouth Christian Academy faces sex charges, accused of having sex with her 15-year-old student. Somebody find this “poor boy” and give him the “Luckiest Kid in the World” award. Niiiiiiice! (Detroit News)
Not niiiiiiice: an assistant U.S. attorney from Florida arrested in an Internet sting operation after flying to Michigan to have sex with a 5-year-old girl. Yes, that’s right - a 5-year-old. Five. (Breitbart)
Earthtimes is at it again, boggling minds worldwide with amazing factoids such as this: “If seeking a mate or sizing up a potential rival, good-looking people capture people’s attention in a half of a second.” Wow. Eureka. (Earthtimes)
A lesbian couple in Australia is suing their doctor $400,000 for having twin girls after he implanted two embryos instead of one in the birth mother. I personally can’t wait until one of the twins finds out they’re a mistake that mommy and mommy didn’t want. Yay for Girl Power! (News.com)
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