Down to Four: US Open Semi-Finals Today

September 5, 2008 - 12:15 pm , By Editor

After four rounds and the quarter finals, the US Open is down to four women tennis players vying for the win. Today’s semi-final matches (schedule) include Elena Dementieva (Russia) versus Jelena Jankovic of Serbia, who’s currently ranked No. 2. Dinara Safina of (surprise, surprise) Russia versus American Serena Williams. If Serena beats Safina in this match, she’ll be the new World No. 1. If not, well, we’re not exactly sure what happens then. See, we’re more in this for the chicks than anything. Speaking of which…

Click on the image to see all the hottest Babes of the US Open!

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The Babes of the 2008 US Open

August 26, 2008 - 12:03 am , By COED Staff

After two weeks of Olympic Games, we’ve seen more hot athlete chicks than you can shake a gold medal at. But don’t get depressed just yet, we’ve got plenty of room for more! Luckily for us all, today marks the beginning of the US Open tennis tournament, which means hot, sweaty, awesomely grunting babes for your sporting pleasure. So sit back, throw on your favorite wristbands, and enjoy the glory of the world of US Open women’s tennis.

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COED Presents: 10 Things Guys Hate About Sports

July 22, 2008 - 12:30 pm , By Jim Kelly Jr. - Seton Hall U.

Sports are arguably too important in the average guy’s life. Guys are the ones arguing against that point. Sports cause guys to skip family events and work obligations for meaningless mid-season games and preseason action. Yet there is the negative half of sports; the kinds of things that make the average guy cringe at when he spends his average 60 hours a week “with” his favorite teams. Now there can be a number of things guys hate about sports, but I thought I’d come up with just a few:

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Rock, Paper, Scissor Champion Crowned

June 25, 2008 - 10:30 am , By Editor

Rock, Paper, Scissor Champion Crowned

Bikini Jell-O Wrestler Arrested for Assault

Hilary Duff Makes Me Want To Drink Gatorade

Heavy.com and HolyTaco.com Are In A Battle Over Tila Tequila

Uber-WAG At Topless Beach!!!

The Incredible Flaming Hacky Sack  [Video]

God Dammit I Love Blake Lively

Sex on the Beach: Worth the Unnecessary Exfoliation

Crazzy Escalator Video

Katherine Heigl Rockin’ A Bikini

You Know What’s Great About Women’s Tennis?

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COED Presents: The Babes of Wimbledon 2008

June 23, 2008 - 9:00 am , By Editor

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When it comes to the awesome combination of beauty and braun, women tennis players take the hot-athlete cake. So since Wimbledon 2008 starts today, we’ve decided to celebrate the parade of racket-weilding hotties by serving you COED’s quintessential list: ‘The Babes of Wimbledon 2008.’ You’re just going to love it…

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Top 5 Classic High School Hazings

June 21, 2008 - 12:00 pm , By A.D. - Columbia College

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If you’ve done time in a High School, chances are you got yours as a 9th grader, in one way or another. That first year (of fear) was so magical for me that I developed a glandular problem, thanks to the amount of sweating needed to keep my ever quivering body cool.

But alas, those days are over–and typical public hazing has been replaced by weird, secret, bizarre hazing. Sure, I got my fair share of wedgies, but sodomized by a sporting god? Never. I imagine that the bullies who facilitated my torture would have actually protected me from that kind of thing, in a weird, ‘Hey thats my bitch’ kind of way.’

So in a tribute to the good ol’ days, here’s five classics that I don’t miss, but would take any day over getting my ass burned with boiling water.

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Miss COED: Ana Ivanovic

June 9, 2008 - 3:15 pm , By Editor

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Twenty-year-old Ana Ivanović of Serbia is a professional tennis player that recently won the French Open. She is the current World No. 1 on the WTA Tour. Finally, a brunette hits the rackets!

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Stewie Griffin Haunts My Dreams

May 27, 2008 - 11:30 am , By Editor

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Stewie Griffin Haunts My Dreams

Worst Low Budget TV Commerical Ever!

Alanis Morissette Got Fat

The Complete Idiot

Kim Kardashian’s Big A– at the Hampton’s - Pics

Super Sweet Funeral

Guys Hump The Darndest Things

Slow Motion Punches

21 Tattoos of Famous Faces

Hot Chick Streaking Soccer Game

Heidi Klum In A Bikini

Top 20 Prank Calls

Tennis Star Agrees to do Playboy

Yale Gives Paul McCartney An Honorary Degree

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Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker

January 4, 2008 - 12:40 pm , By Mike - Montclair State U

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Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner too much media attention (besides that whole Martina Hingis cocaine thing), but he’s “dating” (read: consistently boning) Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.

It must be said that Decker has a killer body. But her face? In some pictures it looks lovely and striking; in others it looks…whorish. That’s a good thing, mind you: most men (like myself) enjoy - how can I put this without being too offensive - beautiful sluts.

I hate this Andy Roddick guy. What kind of man plays tennis for a living whilst boning supermodels? Oh, there are quite a few of those types, I guess.

My new goal for 2008: become an international male tennis star with loads of money and models dangling off my junk. Yeah…that’s gonna happen very soon.

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The 10 Worst Jobs in Sports

October 10, 2007 - 12:00 pm , By COED Staff

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Guys like Alex Rodriguez and Shaquille O’Neal make loads of cash for kicking ass at sports. But what about the little guys - the sad sacks of sh*t that have to mop up sh*t for a living right next to million-dollar athletes? It’s time to honor them with The 10 Worst Jobs in Sports.

10. NHL Ice-Cleaner
No, we’re not talking about a Zamboni driver. That would be on the list of coolest sports jobs. This is the guy who has to scoop up the octopi and hats off the ice during NHL games. Try not to slip on those tentacles on national TV!

9. International Soccer Ref
These guys play crucial roles in the most popular sport on the planet. And if fans disagree with their calls, which happens quite often, they get death threats, cars driven onto the pitch and much worse. One ref got the ever-loving sh*t beat out of him for yellow-carding a local hero. Read More »

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