A wise man once asked, “They can put a man on the moon, but they can’t make killer robot police?” Actually, I think it was The Onion. Regardless, the answer to the question question has come to haunt the residents of a downtown Atlanta neighborhood. As ABCNews.com reports, Rufus Terrill, 57, owner of O’Terrill’s pub, has been using a “300-pound, waist-high robot, marked ‘SECURITY’” to guard his business against loiterers, the homeless and thieves. Read More »

Critics may have warned us that the Terminator franchise could not possibly survive without Arnold Schwartzenegger. But after viewing Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, one can see the franchise still has legs - sexy, bionic legs.

Spoilers below:

The Sarah Connor Chronicles begins in 1999 with Sarah (Lena Heady) and John Connor (Thomas Dekker) living under aliases, enjoying a semi-normal life…until Sarah’s boyfriend proposes to her, forcing both Sarah and John to skip town (visions of Runaway Bride). When her boyfriend files a missing person’s report, an FBI agent named James Ellison (Richard T. Jones) informs him that Sarah is a wanted terrorist - and so the manhunt begins.

Unfortunately, something else was plugged into the FBI network: a terminator posing as a teacher in John’s new school. Needless to say, the teachernator attempts to assassinate him. In an extreme turn of luck another disguised terminator (this time as a high school student) named Cameron (sci-fi alumni Summer Glau) rescues John from certain death. With Cameron’s help the Connor’s learn that resistance fighters from the future have built a time machine beneath a bank and use it to jump forward to the year 2007. (Really. I swear I’m not making this up.)

Now they are on a mission to elude the FBI, more terminators and stop Skynet before it triggers the nuclear war, known as Judgment Day. Whew! Read More »

James Bond gets to have sex with this girl [Attu World]

I love Sophia’s Bush [Just Jared]

Crush, American Gladiator hottie [With Leather]

Wait a minute! That’s not how you drink beer! [phun]

Ashlee Simpson in a bikini [The Grumpiest]

Miranda Kerr in Victoria’s Secret Swim 2008 Catalog [Bastardly]

Natalie Portman Has Big Fake Breasts [Egotastic]

Porn Stars, Here I Come!! [Hollywood Tuna]

Give Jamie Lynn Spears a DNA test [Pop Crunch]

Kristanna Loken Will Terminate You [Popoholic]

In Hollywood, hot babes come a dime a dozen. In a town where talent has little or nothing to do with becoming a household name, it’s great to see the stunning Summer Glau (”River Tam” from sci-fi cult classics Firefly and Serenity) get some recognition.

Glau, a classically trained ballerina (and all-around dancing machine) will put her skills to the test as Cameron Phillips, protector of Sarah and John Connor in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, premiering this Sunday on Fox. Judging from her small-but-impressive resume, she won’t let us down; whether the creative minds behind the chronicles do is another story altogether.

Check out clips of Summer Glau in action after the jump. Read More »

Lee Haney is a former bodybuilder who holds the world record for Mr. Olympia titles, winning the award 8 years in a row from 1984 to 1991. These days Haney is a devout Christian, selling a line of supplements while promoting overall health and well-being. That’s pretty mellow for a guy who looks like he could rip a tree trunk out of the ground without breaking a sweat.

I used to think the current governor of California (and former Terminator) was the biggest bodybuilder with the biggest personality, but after seeing this video on Lee Haney I think otherwise.

The following video is a must for Haney fans and bodybuilding enthusiasts in general.

Check out the most absurd YouTube video of the day after the jump! Read More »

Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem comes along to give Sly Stallone’s slasher-flick a run for its money.

AVP: Requiem’s “red band” trailer (read: not suitable for viewers under the age of 17) has been unveiled to the masses, sporting more gore-per-minute than most recent horror films. The final minute of the trailer alone shows lacerated Aliens, a blonde chick plastered against a wall, impaled Predators, decapitated dudes and some brunette chick unloading a gun turret. Yeah, it’s totally awesome.

The unholy union of Aliens, Predators and unsuspecting humans is slated for release on Christmas Day this year. At last, the perfect film to see with the family directly after morning mass.

Details on the storyline have been scarce but rumor has it that AVP: Requiem has a very-special secret that will cause sci-fi dorks to lose their shit. Does Sigourney Weaver make a cameo? Do Terminators show up to this Royal Rumble? How about Popples - do they make an appearance? We shall see soon enough.

Check out the “Red Band” trailer for Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem and John Rambo after the jump…

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