July 11, 2008 - 2:20 pm
, By Editor
For a time growing up, I wanted to be a cartoonist that was featured daily in my hometown’s newspaper. My imaginary comic strip was about a rambunctious pup named Pip and his wacky adventures on the Moon. My Dad got wind of my dreams and beat me inches from my life and ran out on my family in shame.
While his disappointment drove me to a life of data entry and jerking off to a personally sketched young version of Loretta Lockhorn (it’s surprisingly erotic), I have always appreciated those who succeeded in the field. With the recent advent of the internet, my selection has grown beyond Family Circus, and For Better or For Worse. Marmaduke and Dagwood are routinely taking a back seat to the world of online comics, where censorship is down and easy to follow storylines are not necessary.
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March 13, 2008 - 1:00 pm
, By Pat Keegan - Seton Hall U.
You know I love ice hockey. I think cheese is the one thing I love more than ice hockey. I loved it so much as a kid, I even enjoyed getting up at 4AM on Saturday mornings, giving up my cartoon time, for hockey practices. And I was a fat kid too. Hockey is not a friendly game to the fats.
I can understand when the fatter kids play soccer or basketball or are automatically a catcher in little league - but hockey is different. I have never seen a fat kid playing ice hockey. It is just unnatural, like sex after 60. You are constantly moving, you have about 20lbs of equipment on and you have to wear a restricting helmet with a mouth piece, which obstructs the wheezing. People could die.
What I have also never seen is an Asian hockey player. I know that black people have made great strides this past decade in their pursuit of dominating another American sport, but never an Asian. I think we Americans should make a conscious effort to get more Asians into hockey. There are many Asian-Americans in this country, so why not recruit them to one of the nation’s fondest sports?
I think this could work. By 2010, expect a brand new National Hockey Reague.
The Freckled Finger is an amazing site… check it out when you get a shot!
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February 28, 2008 - 10:35 am
, By Editor
[Cartoon by Pat Keegan :: THe FReCKLeD FINGeR]
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