The Week In Re-Boob - July 28 - Aug 1st

Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

This is “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

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If Perez Hilton Blogged About July 4th

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Rock, Paper, Scissor Champion Crowned

Rock, Paper, Scissor Champion Crowned

Bikini Jell-O Wrestler Arrested for Assault

Hilary Duff Makes Me Want To Drink Gatorade

Heavy.com and HolyTaco.com Are In A Battle Over Tila Tequila

Uber-WAG At Topless Beach!!!

The Incredible Flaming Hacky Sack  [Video]

God Dammit I Love Blake Lively

Sex on the Beach: Worth the Unnecessary Exfoliation

Crazzy Escalator Video

Katherine Heigl Rockin’ A Bikini

You Know What’s Great About Women’s Tennis?

Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

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If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! Read More »

Angelina Jolie Did NOT Have Twins

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Angelina Jolie Did NOT have Twins

Geisha Lessons: How To Talk Dirty

Tila Tequila Lesbian In Trouble

Pimp: Homeless Man Swindles 13 Women

Geek Decor

Um, I Don’t Think That’s Right…

17-Year-Old Dude Can Play The Piano

 Sweet Frozen Deer

Stupid Parents

Enough Bacon

 

 

COED Interview: 10 Years

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Matt Wantland, guitarist/songwriter for 10 Years, dialed me up to inform me of how much better the weather was in Tennessee than New York. He mentioned a thing or two about his band, too.

The band, 10 Years, has not been together 10 Years…they’ve um…been together nine….But they’ve done a sh*tload more than most bands in the last nine years. The guys are from Knoxville, and they’ve toured all over. They just finished up the Family Values Tour with the freakin’ Deftones, among other bands, of course, and they’ve also toured with other big name acts like Hatebreed, Disturbed, Korn, Linkin Park…etc. Needless to say, they’ve been busting their asses and it’s finally starting to pay off.

Check out 10 Years’ “Beautiful” music video after the jump! Read More »

Friday Link Bonanza

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Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]

Sexy Halloween Costume - Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit - Gallery [Barstool Sports]

Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]

Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]

Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site

Sly Stallone looks like sh*t [Beyond Hollywood]

New Megan Fox movie in the works [Buzzfeed]

Dog Shoots Man [With Leather]

Tila Tequila is a Slutty Schoolgirl [Grumpiest]

Joanna Krupa is sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

One of the Jonas Bros gets plastic surgery [Just Jared]

Howard Stern David Letterman Video [Pop Crunch]

Breaking News! Pete Wentz NOT WEARING A HOODIE!! [Bastardly]

Michelle Rodriguez should shave her arm pits [IDLYITW]

Say Anything - Wow I Can Get Sexual Too [YouTube]

The Daily Shocker: Campbell’s Cream of Condom

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I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post)

OMG!??!!!!??!: Tila Tequila’s MTV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, in her words: “GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????” So many exclamations, so little time. (Idolator)

Expensive “O” Face: Beautiful Agony is a paid-subscription site that allows you to watch chicks and dudes orgasm…from the neck up. Well, at least Faces of Porn is free. (Beautiful Agony)

Kindred Sprits: Infamous YouTuber “itschrisrocker” lashes out at Britney haters with venom (and complete, unfiltered insanity). (YouTube)

SCALE-BREAKING NEWS: People are fat in certain neighborhoods due to lack of “walking amenities.” This quote came from an “exercise enthusiast,” mind you. (CNN)