Latest Steroid Scandal Includes 50 Cent, Timbaland and…Mary J. Blige?

Mary J Blige steroidsIt’s pretty obvious that 50 Cent and Timbaland have most likely dabbled in various “performance-enhancing” drugs - but R&B singer Mary J. Blige? What good could possibly come out of Blige taking ‘roids?

I’m baffled…and intrigued!

The Times Union reported that Blige and the other celebs in question used fake names to order and pick up prescriptions in Florida from Dr. Gary Brandwein, who was tied to the steroid scandal involving deceased WWF wrestler Chris Benoit.

Wyclef Jean and Tyler Perry have also been named as steroid users in the article, but who cares? I can’t get over Mary J. “Not Gon’ Cry” Blige. Seriously: if it’s true I’ll be floored and very confused. Couldn’t she just take coke and pills like any other maladjusted superstar?

Nothing confuses me more than singers like Blige (and Whitney Houston too, for that matter) that release these inspirational songs that middle-aged moms go nuts over, just to debunk their own myth by plummeting deep into drugs, depression and overall indecency.

It’s a funny world we live in, folks.

Brit’s Tracks Are Wack

Britney SpearsThe blog-universe has been giving the seal of approval to Britney’s leaked songs since early this week – have I been listening to the wrong ones?

These tracks are complete tripe. There is no way somebody with working eardrums can possibly give a “thumbs-up� to Brit’s latest batch of bimbo-pop.

Even hipsters looking for their next bastion of irony will be thoroughly disappointed.

The three songs – “Gimme More,� “Cold as Fire,� “Baby Boy� – each have flat, lifeless production left over from the last millennium. This major mistake could’ve been easily remedied with the right collaborators (hint, hint).

Check out Britney Spears’ new tracks after the jump.

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Britney Won’t Duet

britney-spears-nude Just when you think Britney Spears couldn’t be any more insane, she decides to decline a duet with former flame/pop juggernaut Justin Timberlake.

JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.

Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to sing her part and voila - instant career-suicide. Between this and possibly joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice, I am completely baffled by her brain-activity…or lack of.

The question begs to be answered: what is she thinking? Is she thinking? Does she honestly think that she will do better than doing a duet with the biggest pop star in the entire world and the best producer in the entire world? Read More »

Thursday Top 10 Music Video Countdown!

Giving you the weeks top 10 songs according to CO/ED Magazine Online. Click “Read More” at the bottom to see all the videos.

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