Even the most macho male can admit that cuddling in bed is pretty rad - unless your arm gets trapped underneath a pile of pillows, losing all blood circulation while your girl sleeps easy.
I never thought somebody would have the brains or patience to solve this problem of all problems, but I was wrong: the [...]
How To Cuddle Correctly
Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite… Really
We all know the quote: “Sleep tight… Don’t let the Bed Bugs bite!”
For the majority of my lifetime, I’ve shrugged off that quote, certain that bugs in my bed that would bite me in my sleep were no more real than the boogyman in my closet who would emerge from my open closet in order [...]
The 20 Rules of Boozing!
Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s [...]
How Not to be Sexiled: Tips and Tricks
Everybody likes sex.
Unless itâs sex youâre not involved in, coming from the bed on the other side of the room. At 3 A.M. When youâve got a test in 5 hours.
One of the most annoying (and sometimes, horrifying) aspects of going to college is the roommate’s not-so-silent sex fest.
It happens to almost everyone; you donât [...]







































































































