The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks

Dear Smile Train,

I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause.

But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window. Not that I don’t get what you’re trying to do. But the contrast is such a shock, it doesn’t make me want to help, it just makes me want to run.

Now you might think I’m just shallow and inconsiderate to those less fortunate, but you’re completely missing the point–I think you’re doing a good deed, and completely support your mission. But by seeing your ads on male-lifestyle Sites, it’s like having your mom walk in on you having sex–or worse, like having a poor kid with a cleft lip walk in while you’re having sex. It kills the mood–and any chance of me clicking on your ad. Read More »

COED Magazine’s Celebrity Breast Exam

So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.

You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in context? Here are 16 of our favorite boob-a-licious busts. Click on a thumbnail to reveal the owner.

Celebrity Busts: (Megan Fox, Jaime Pressley, Jessica Biel, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Bai Ling, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Brooke Burke, Shanna Moakler, Amanda Beard, Pamela Anderson, Rachel Bilson, Joanna Krup… and one very special bonus). GOOD LUCK.

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See all the answers and vote for your favorite after the jump. Read More »

The Perfect Boob Is All About the Nips (According to Science)

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What factors make up the perfect breast?

In a previous article titled ‘Finding the Perfect Boobies’ Chris Sullivan described the perfect boob by saying, “if you have to cup your hand and there is titty touching all parts of your hand, from your finger tips to the heel of your mitt, then you have the perfect boob in your grasp.”

I value Chris’ opinion but I’m gonna need something a bit more scientific. So, we now turn to Patrick Mallucci, a leading tit job doctor, who at the first international conference on breast enlargement claimed he came up with a formula to finding the perfect boob.

Find out his formula after the jump! Read More »