Until now, paparazzi wrecks, bashes and run-ins have been between the photographers and the celebrities they so tenaciously chase. But this time, they set up their lenses on the wrong beach.

While trying to catch shots of Mathew McConaughey riding waves in Malibu, California, 12 paparazzi were confronted by a gang of pissed-off, territorial surfers, and TMZ.com has the whole thing on tape.

Basically, the gang confronts them, the photographers call the cops, protest that the beach is public and then start running away. One of the Pap starts threatening the dudes with a mono-pod camera stand, and then it goes as badly as you hope it does.

Check out the video at TMZ here!

Kurt Cobain’s Ashes Stolen?

This weekend, reports surfaced that Kurt Cobain’s ashes were stolen from life-coach Courtney Love’s mansion, along with jewelry and other possessions. Love is said to be in a “suicidal” condition after finding her ex-boyfriend and Nirvana front-man’s ashes missing, which she kept stored in a furry, pink bear purse.

This comes after $72 million was stolen from Cobain’s estate in an act of massive identity theft and fraud. ““It was fraud after fraud,” said Love of the incident. “But nobody believed me until now.” Maybe nobody believed her because she’s completely comatose on drugs. And maybe, just maybe, that’s why the ashes are now gone? Maybe not. But I’d say that’d be a good place to start looking. [Daily Swarm]

Heidi and Spencer Launch A Social Network

Celebrity couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, of MTV fame, have announced the launch of their new social networking Site, Speidiweb. While Speidiweb, named after a combination of the couple’s first names, is expected to mimic the style and functionality of Myspace and Facebook, the Site is expected to do well with MTV viewers, since the pair will probably mention it on-air a thousand times a day.

In addition to user profiles, Speidiweb offers blogs by the couple, Speidiweb merchandise (yeah, that’s going to do well) and tons of paparazzi pics, from the same photo agency that took their “candid” beach shots last week. [ProfilesBlog]

Actress Tatum O’Neal Busted At Crack House

You’d think, by now, that everyone knows that crack is whack. But you’d be wrong. Last night, Academy Award-Winning actress and author Tatum O’Neal was busted by the NYPD on criminal drug possession charges for buying crack cocaine on the Lower East Side neighborhood of Manhattan.

O’Neal is the youngest actress to ever win an Oscar, which she received in 1974 for her role in Paper Moon. After her divorce from tennis star John McEnroe, custody of their children were taken away from her because of a heroin addiction. Apparently, that was one of the better decisions our courts have made… [TMZ.com]

Suge Knight has frightened me since I learned about rap. Writing that headline itself was mildly frightening, like he still might show up at my door some night with nothing but a baseball bat, his giant fists, and revenge on his mind. But no more! Someone else scares me worse.

According to TMZ.com, Marion “Suge” Knight got in a fight outside a club in Los Angles, and lost. In the end, he was left unconscious for three minutes! That was last night. Today, TMZ has found the ballsy brawler, and he’s got the injuries to prove it.

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The latest trend to hit Hollywood is celebrities hitting the keyboard and sharing their feelings through MySpace blogs. Its been getting so much buzz that MySpace created a special section on their site devoted to this specific trend called MySpace Celebrity.

Think of it as TMZ for MySpace featuring celebrity bloggers, exclusive video, behind-the-scenes content and celebrity news. Or think of it as celebrities infesting yet another part of our sad, normal lives. I’m gonna spam each and every one with **FreE riNGtoneS**~~ just out of spite.

I would say check it out, but in all honestly the site is pretty crap nowadays - but lord knows our MySpace Tramps love it oh-so very much.

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are ruining my life. Seriously. I have said many times how much I love reading celeb gossip—it is my escape throughout the day. TMZ, Perez, Page Six, … all one stop spots for me to marvel in how the other half lives. But I honestly can’t stand to read another thing about these two morons.

Paris—throw her ass in jail. She’s an idiot who has done nothing for us except act in bad movies, or openly feuded and f***ed everyone in Hollywood. Enough.

And Lindsay? I agree with Jess at College Candy—I had hope for you, and now you’ve ruined it. Snort, and screw yourself into oblivion, ruin your career, do whatever it is you do, I just don’t want to hear about it.

So I’ve had to find entertainment elsewhere these days. I blindly search the internet for something of interest, and have been mostly unsuccessful in finding anything that tickles my fancy. Until I came upon this video.

Check out the “Air Sex” video after the jump.

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