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When a guy like Brett Favre single-handedly brings the Green Bay Packers back to the height of the Lombardi era he probably has a little bit of respect due to him. His love of the game has always interfered with his business sense though, forcing him to think about retirement on and off for years, something Joan Rivers should have done around 1988. The fiasco in Green Bay is faulted by both sides; Favre stringing along management for years about retirement, and management disrespecting Favre when he inquires about getting his old job back. Now #4 is left blowing in the wind, trying to negotiate with the team he once dictated the shots for, left with nothing to do but wait and warm his arm doing Prilosec OTC commercials. The true issue is a business deal, one that see’s an asset is depreciating and wants to move into a more long-term oriented strategy. The ‘gun slinger’ just isn’t in that strategy. Read More »
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Kanye West is living the good life as he is reported to be dating 25-year-old bikini babe, Selita Ebanks. We all know Kanye but who the F’ is Selita Ebanks (other than the proud owner of some of the best side-boob in the business)?
Get 5 facts about Ebanks, and her sexy photo gallery, after the jump! Read More »
With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy Football team now?
The questions and drama were endless, but while NFL players were crashing million dollar cars and re-enacting “1 girl, no cup,” we took the time to point out a few of the most impactful. Read More »
Now that Terrell Owens’ crying in defense of Tony Romo is old news (it’s destined to be commemorated in a “Best Week Ever” clip) Lynsey “Jessica Simpson Lookalike” Nordstrom is the new anti-news of the day. Tell your friends, update your away message.
Lynsey was hired by the pranksters at the New York Post to jinx the Dallas Cowboys; it looks like their scheme worked.The aftermath of the incident (of which I don’t recall hearing about during the game, only this morning) has propelled Lynsey into the upper echelon of non-stardom, joining the likes of _______, ________ and most recently, ________.
Whether Lynsey (the absolute worst spelling of “Lindsay” ever) is as dumb as Jessica or a perfectly-executed satire is currently under investigation. Her MySpace page convinces me that she’s the real deal, and possibly even dumber than her soulmate.
(Photo via New York Post)
A staggering 49,822 people have “Ruined” Romo since Thursday, December 20, 2007!
Help your football team to victory by letting Tony Romo know the love of his life is in the stands to support him.
Follow these simple steps:
1) Buy Tickets to the next
Dallas Cowboys Game.
2) Print out this picture in
Full Color.
3) Cut out eyes and head.
4) Paste or tape to a heavy piece of paper or cardboard.
5) Paste popsicle stick to bottom for easy handling.
6) Bring it to the game and let Tony know Jessica is there for him!
7) Celebrate after your team wins!
Teams that can benefit from Jessica Simpson:
Green Bay Packers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
Minnesota Vikings
Seattle Seahawks
Spread the word to everyone you know!
Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony’s #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back. Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterback.
- OK Magazine
The “Jessica Simpson Curse” is in full effect and the backlash from the Cowboys faithful will have her ducking for cover at the next game.
What would normally be a PR fairytale (”young gun” QB dates beautiful Hollywood starlet) has turned into a nightmare as fans believe Simpson’s big boobs, blond hair and questionable motives have clouded the young football star’s playoff hopes in the month that they have been dating.
Fan blogs have even go as far to ask the Cowboys to ban her from the stadium and have questioned her fashionably-pink Tony Romo jersey by saying, “What the crap is up with stinking pink football jerseys for women? Be a real fan and wear your team colors! Pink jerseys ought to be outlawed. It’s an abomination against football. And does Jessica even know anything about football?” Read More »
Look, you little bitch…you can bang, blow, snort, suck and skank around with any Hip-Hop-Wanna-Be you can find - leave Tony Romo alone!
You don’t seem to understand, he is my Fantasy Football QB and that is a bond that transcends all ties. I took a risk and chose him over Peyton Manning, and if you think I am going to let you screw up my entire season, think again. Now that he is worth a guaranteed $30M with his 6 year/$60M contract, don’t go thinking that all that money is your new gravy train.
We all saw the way you help Justin Timberlake back - but why not meet up with Joey Harrington, he can’t get any worse. Even better, Carson Palmer! Track him down! I play him next week and if you can whore your way into keeping him to only 1TD that would be Toxic-lly AMAZING.
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