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In a shameful move the New York Mets have decided to opt against playing Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up,” the clear winner in their online fan vote to determine what song would replace Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” as the new eighth-inning sing-along tune.

The Rick Astley song “Never Gonna Give You Up” received over 5 million fan votes from sites like Digg.com and won by an overwhelming margin but as NY Daily News reporter Adam Rubin says The Mets didn’t care about our vote.

“Rather than commit to that as the new eighth-inning song since it probably doesn’t reflect the fan base’s wishes, the Mets will play the top six selections once apiece during the first six games of their home stand. The one that draws the largest crowd response will stick.

The other songs that made the cut, in descending vote order: “Livin’ on a Prayer,” Bon Jovi; “I’m a Believer,” the Monkees; “Movin’ Out,” Billy Joel; “Sweet Caroline,” Neil Diamond; and “Build Me Up Buttercup,” the Foundations.” [NY Daily News]

If you would like to protest The Mets terrible terrible terrible PR decision to deny Rick Astley and our worthy internet votes you can contact: Read More »

All college students have had a bargument or two in their life. You know… “a debate with no right answer what must be uncomplicated enough to discuss after three beers.”

I recently received the first official handbook titled “Barguments” written by Doug Hanks. This thing is is full of hundreds of barguments so I’ve decided to give you a few doosies. Enjoy these while drinking at the bar with your friends celebrating Jesus’ death.

1) Is it harder to be a pitcher or a running back?

2) One thousand dollars ride on a game of H.O.R.S.E. Would you rather bet on Dwayne Wade wearing mittens or on a starter from the varsity team at your high school?

3) You’ve bet $5,000 on a game of rocks, paper, sissors. What would you throw?

4) What is the creepiest pet a person can own?

5) Name the best television theme song of all time?

6) You’re in the water. Would you rather see and Alligator or a shark?

A lot of people asked for it so Break.com sat down and came up with their list of the top 10 internet videos of 2007. Some you have probably seen while others may surprise you.

If one internet phenomenon encapsulated 2007, it would be the “Rick Roll.”

The act of “Rick Rolling” is where a link to the video for Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” is disguised as a link to a false story or video, usually concerning a topic the person being “Rick Rolled” (the Rick Rollee, if you will) would find interesting, in order to deceive them.

Once a Rick Rollee has caught on to your tricks, they won’t click on any links you send their way, if only to protect themselves from further frustration. The best Rick Rolls keep it covert, not even mentioning the phrase or Astley’s name - even in the tags. Read More »

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Campus Squeeze recently put out a list of “The 20 Ugliest Colleges in the USA” as a follow up to their “The 20 Most Beautiful Colleges in the USA” list published back in August.

I’ve been to the majority of these campuses and for the most part I agree, although I was surprised to see Drew University and Ithaca College on the list.

If your school is on this list don’t feel too bad - I’m sure you make up for it by having crazy parties and good-looking babes. (But if you don’t, the joke’s on you!)

Check out the Top 20 after the jump! Read More »

What do I remember about the 90’s? Hmmmm…snap bracelets, Don Mattingly’s mustache and Pogs, just to name a few examples - but above all I remember the music.

“Jump Around,” the entire Jock Jams album, Weird Al and Hootie.

If I were to compile the “soundtrack of my life” at least 75% would be classic 90’s songs. C’mon - can you think of anything better than ripping up the volume to Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity” as you fly down the highway? Yeah, I can’t neither.

Over the next 3 weeks VH1 will be compiling a list of the Top 100 songs of the 90’s and we, the users, have the final say on the list’s order.

Here’s how it works: go to the Top 100 songs of the 90’s page and scan through their alphabetical list of 100 90’s hits; get nostalgic for about 3 hours as you glance at every song; remember a key moment in your life when that song was playing; start crying about how old you’ve got overnight. Once you’re done with the nostalgic boo-hoos simply drag and drop your Top 10 into the list application and click submit. Bingo! Bango! Very easy to use and worth the time.

At 1:30AM last night today I put together my Top 10 list and here’s how it looks.

Check out the music videos in my Top 10 after the jump. Read More »

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