Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.
Even though you won’t get her number, since every dude in the place has already asked her for it, few things beat an evening of sloshing it up with your bros while a bodacious babe serves you drinks and calls you “Honey.” To honor these alcoholic angels of the night, we’ve scoured the Web to put together all the best busty bartenders we could find. So grab yourself a cold one, sit back and enjoy.
I hate to say it, gentlemen, but summer is over. The leaves are changing and a cold wind is blowing in - and that means all the bootylicious sidewalk eye-candy is about to go into hibernation for the winter, or at least turn into sweater kittens.
To properly pay homage to the warm months of 2008, we’ve turned to one of the best parts of summer - the bikini car wash. From the original, ground-breaking scene in the late Paul Newman’s classic Cool Hand Luke to the hot neighbor you saw washing her new car last week, sexy girls getting wet, soapy and almost naked will forever have a place in our hearts.
This must be Megan Fox week Reloaded. Rarely does one get the opportunity to see a flower bloom, or the creation of a masterpiece - in this case we have the opportunity and we should be grateful. When “Brutal Hotness” becomes an Academy Award category, this soon to be 7 time Oscar Award winner will be remembered in the annals of B-movie history.
Of course, we are talking about Megan Fox. We are VERY glad they cut this quasi-monologue from the film, because it sounds gay and she sounds retarded. I guess every now and then Michael Bay gets it right.
Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.
Brazilian super-hottie, supermodel Adriana Lima is back and better than ever. As we’re sure you will agree, Adriana’s smokin’ new photo spread for Victoria’s Secret’s Supermodel Obsession line will knock you on your a** and leave you begging for more. Did you know she once studied to become a nun???
Here it is folks. The Week in Re-Boob for the week that was August 4th - 8th… all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.
Finally! Mega-hottie Megan Fox, who’s only 22-years-old, has called off her engagement with Brian Austin Green, 34, saying she’s too young to settle down.
If you’re anything like us (i.e. you like amazingly hot chicks), then these outtakes from Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone magazine shoot will remind you why you wake up in the morning.
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