This Aisleyne Horgan Wallace chick is pretty much good for two things:

#1: As DrunkenStepfather says, “Taking off her shirt every chance she gets to show off her fake tits that she bought herself with her trust fund money because it makes for a better investment for a slut than something useless like college.”

#2: Being a Miss COED model (shameless plug)

She was recently spotted by an eagle-eyed camera guy hanging-out poolside, top-free. Needless to say, the pictures are smokin’! Our question is, how many bikinis do you really need?

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“Flex and the City”

Unless you’ve got beads, a ton of loot, or own “Girls Gone Wild,” getting girls to strip off their tops usually results in getting smacked in the face. And it still does. But the geniuses at NippleGauge.com have created a handy device that might actually make asking her “Take it off!” a worthwhile endeavor.

The credit-card-sized device, which sells for $6.95, literally gauges a girl’s nipple size, from “needle nips” to “grande.” The Site claims that to get a girl’s top off, “Just show her the Nipple Gauge,” and “before you know it, she’s getting gauged! It’s that easy.”

Well, that’s obviously bullsh*t. But when seeing more boobs is at stake, it’s best to try anything. At most, they’ll do it because they think it’s funny. Or maybe women are looking to have even more of their bodies judged in public, in which case, this is perfect. But more than likely, they’ll only do it because they’re drunk. And even more likely, they’ll just laugh in your face (like usual).

[Props to our friends at Fleshbot.com for this one]

In the words of Ragnhild Karlsson, advocate for going topless at beaches: “If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?” AMEN.

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So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.

You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in context? Here are 16 of our favorite boob-a-licious busts. Click on a thumbnail to reveal the owner.

Celebrity Busts: (Megan Fox, Jaime Pressley, Jessica Biel, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Bai Ling, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Brooke Burke, Shanna Moakler, Amanda Beard, Pamela Anderson, Rachel Bilson, Joanna Krup… and one very special bonus). GOOD LUCK.

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Natasha Hamilton, formerly of the U.K. pop-group Atomic Kitten was seen parading around the beach topless recently.

Famous for songs like…well, I don’t recall ever hearing an Atomic Kitten song or having any knowledge of Natasha Hamilton before these pictures surfaced, but who cares? She’s topless, and that’s what matters here at CO-ED.

Check out the pictures after the jump!

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