NBA Finals Start Tonight!

lakers-girls-off-the-court-edit.jpgNBA Finals Kick-Off Tonight: Celebrate With “Off-the-Court” Laker Girls Pics!

Jodie Sweetin (Full House’s Stephanie Tanner) Quit Meth and Popped Out a Kid

“Manny” Added To the List of Best Occupations for Meeting Ladies (We didn’t know what it meant, either.)

Joke of the Week: A little boy wakes up from his nap, and goes looking for his parents…

Kristen Cavallari Is So Hot Right Now!

Big Brown (Horse) vs. Sarah Jessica Parker (Horse-Face) Guess Who Wins…

Kevin Federline… Father of the Year?

WebCam Girl: The Amazing Danni [NSFW]

David Spade’s Smokin’ New Girlfriend

“They died in a freak gasoline fight accident…

How Could You Not Love a Duct-Tape Bikini Contest?

John Deere Tractor Explosion Caught On Tape

Kendra Wears Panties On Her Head

Ashley Tisdale Runs

The Daily Shocker: Good News in the News

The Daily Shocker

Colin is Cla$$y: Back in 2003 Colin Ferrell got word of a female disc jockey offering $2000 to anybody who can bring him in for an interview. Not so naturally, Ferrell befriended a homeless man named “Stress” and brought him down to the radio station to collect the $2000. Even more unnatural was Colin reuniting with Stress recently, bringing him on a shopping spree, unloading an ATM full of cash and putting a down-payment on an apartment for the guy. (Toronto Sun)

Brit Hits the Skids: After her, uh…lackluster performance at the VMAs Britney Spears’ single “Gimme More” stalls at #85 on the Billboard charts. (TMZ)

Upstanding Citizens Brigade: The Amish community, still shaken after last year’s West Nickel Mines Amish School massacre left five girls dead and five wounded, show compassion and give a large donation to the shooter’s widow. (Philadelphia Enquirer)

Dig It: After his tractor tipped over, pinning him underneath, 83-year old John Cockerham spent four hours digging his way out from certain death - with a pocketknife. (WCPO)

Blindsided: A teenager attempted to mug a 33-year old blind man in a Germany train station. Unfortunately for the teen, the guy was a world-class blind judo wrestler. (Stuff)