Commencement MC Showdown
Some schools get great commencement speakers,
others get Star Jones.

With Chronicle.com’s release of the full list of 2008
commencement speakers, we thought we’d see
which school’s bookings are duds and which are
Chuck Norris-good.

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Miss COED: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a British glamor (pin-up) model and “Big Brother 7″ contestant prehaps best known for her lesbian hookup with Amy Winehouse.

Check out Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read More »

Binge Drink & Do Drugs In Europe To Improve Sex Life…Time To Book Your Flight

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For some reason, it’s a big drug-news day. Maybe because it’s Friday, and journalists are gearing up for the weekend. Whatever the reason, we’ve got a fun one this time.

As always, science is confirming something we already know–nearly 1/3 of people that routinely visit pubs, bars and nightclubs and use drugs and alcohol to improve their sex lives. The BBC reports that a recent study shows a third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women in Europe deliberately binge on alcohol and drugs to improve their sex lives.

If I were you, I’d jump on a plane the second your graduation gown hits the floor. You’ve got three and a half months to celebrate before people start asking questions about you failing at life.

To visiting any one of the nine countries (UK, Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain and Slovenia) included in the survey check out our article, “Fly To Europe This Summer for $225 on Zoom Air,” and get laid doing what you do best.

COED Music: Just Jack “Starz In Their Eyes”

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By all accounts Just Jack is da bomb-diggity over in the UK but he still remains relatively unknown over here in ” The States.”

I don’t know why we are so slow to adopt new artists but if you listen to “Starz In Their Eyes” just one time you will be hooked.

After the jump check out his video for “Starz in the Eyes” and embrace Just Jack’s dance pop/hip-hop mastery. Read More »

Miss COED: Nikkala Stott

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Nikkala Stott is a 24 year old lingerie model from the UK who has been featured in many UK ‘lads mags’ such as FHM, Zoo, Maxim, ICE, Loaded and Page 3. Stott’s US model career is blooming so plan on hearing her name (and seeing her great figure) in the future.

View Nikkala Stott’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read More »

The Daily Shocker: Who Farted?

The Daily Shocker

Tom Cruise asks the eternal question: “Who farted?” (AZ Central)

UK fitness levels for women are “At an all-time low.” Who cares? I say let it all hang out, ladies - oh, you are? Gross. Pack it back in. (Sky News)

Irony alert: candy given away by a teenager at an “alternative school” presumably laced with drugs. The candy? Mary Jane. (News Leader)

Super Irony alert: woman turned away from Kokoamos Island Bar and Grill for sporting dreadlocks. Sorry ma’am, we don’t like them island hairdos at our Island Bar…? (Richmond Times)

China bans “sexual sounds” on airwaves. TAKE IT OFF…the air. (Yahoo)

The Daily Shocker: Deadly Wives, Knives and Microwave Popcorn

The Daily Shocker

Oopsy Deathsy: Iowa Woman Slays Her Cheating Husband with a Knife…By Mistake! (MSNBC)

Swiss Army of One: Wheeler High School Student Suspended 10 Days and Charged with a Felony for Bringing All-Purpose Blade to School (AJC)

Orville Deadenbacher: Diacetyl, a Chemical Found in Popcorn, Reportedly Causes Lung-Damage (CNN Video)

U.K.P.P.: Anatomically-Correct Doll “Baby Pee Pee” in the United Kingdom is Perfect for Perverts
(Hello Hedonism)

Jack-of-all-Trades: Man at University of Manitoba Caught Masturbating to Internet Porn in Library; When Approached By Security Says, “I’m almost done, can I finish?” (Winnipeg Sun)

Is Keeley Hazell the Most Beautiful Woman in the World?

21 year old Keeley Hazell is the UKs version of Paris Hilton… homemade sex tape and all but today I want to know, is she the hottest woman in the world? Check out the gallery & video then vote!

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