Ivanka Trump: Proof “The Donald” has Super-Sperm

Ivanka Trump

Donald Trump is Planet Earth’s most ruthless media mogul (and eternal wing man). We all know the Trump brand name; and what ever my personal opinion of “The Donald” may be it doesn’t change the fact that he has super-sperm.

Ivanka Trump, his 25 year old daughter, is a magna cum laude graduate of the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania and current vice president of Real Estate Development and Acquisitions at the Trump Organization…and she’s a 9.5 blond bombshell!

Just look at her recent spread in Arena Magazine.

I’m sure she is an overbearing bitch just like her dad but I’d marry her is a heartbeat.

Why I Went: Harvard Wouldn’t Take Me

smart kidIt wasn’t by choice.

I attended an elite boarding school in Massachusetts (via scholarship, thank you very much) for the sole purpose of attending Harvard. I loved Boston, and I had dreams of going to a place where my intelligence would be respected, not mocked.

When I started applying to schools in the fall, my GPA was high and I had a ton of extracurriculars. Things looked good, but my parents, who had just moved to Michigan for work, insisted I plan out some alternatives. Of course. Thankfully, they had moved to a place with a great in-state school; even when I applied to U of M, I didn’t dread the idea of going. It just wasn’t in my top five. Read More »