In this, our global economy, everything is a matter of perspective.
At this moment, there are two distinct groups of people looking at each other wonder how the F*%K they got themselves into this situation, and moreover - how are they going to get out. Their situations are grave, and the future of their lives and [...]
Who has it Worse: US Investment Banker or Somali Pirate?
David Letterman Brutalizes John McCain Campaign Suspension
Note to self: If I’m ever running for President of the United States, don’t bail on David Letterman. Not only will he dog on you the whole time, he’ll replace you with your nemesis.
Why the United States Will Win the Ryder Cup
Every two years the best golfers from the United States and Europe compete in a three day competition for the coveted Ryder Cup. Before 1979 the United States absolutely dominated the competition but recently the Europeans have owned the cup. Since 1997 the Europeans have won the Ryder Cup four out of the last five [...]
If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?
The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is a slippery slope indeed.
Olympic athlete Marion Jones was stripped of her medals and wiped off the record books today due to her use of steroids during the 2000 Summer Olympic Games in Sydney, Australia. She admitted in October to using steroids in 2000 prior to the Olympics, [...]
Shocker! Miss Teen South Carolina Flubs Answer About Education
The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out delicious quotes on the subject of U.S. maps during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
In less than a minute Lauren Caitlin Upton’s brain is able to wax political about the United States’ lack of maps, [...]















































































































