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Film School Rejects is dedicated to one thing: drunkenness. The site has been slowly turning its readers into stumbling drunk fools by making drinking games out of each weeks new movie releases.Take a look at some of the most ridiculous drinking games of 2008 — some of which will definitely lead to death if done correctly. As a bonus, there’s a special drinking game for Awards season, which can be played while watching any movie that earns an award nomination between now and the Oscars.
Superbad Drinking Game
God bless Judd Apatow for ushering in a new slate of R-rated comedies. We got trashed watching Katherine Heigl take it from Seth Rogan in Knocked Up earlier this year. Now, we’re going to offer a toast to Superbad.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly… unless you’re cops with guns, in which case you can do whatever you want.
TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…. Read More »
I’m not sure if film-festival favorite Teeth, a story of a girl practicing abstinence who happens to have a toothy, terrifying vagina, is a straight-up horror flick or a delicious exercise in dark satire. Whatever Teeth turns out to be, expect to hear a strong buzz about it leading up to its limited release in theaters (New York and L.A.) November 30.
Nobody likes it when girls use their teeth (except for masochists):
The crotch wars have officially begun…
First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman - a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.
Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.
Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?
You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower - you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. Read More »
I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else.
Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more “youthful” days. The website boasts claims such as this:
If You Would Like To:
Be a woman that nearly all men… just can’t resist, this is going to be the most important message you will ever read.
Here Is Why:
Let’s face it… almost any woman can get a man to have sex with her. You don’t have to be pretty. You don’t have to be sexy. You don’t have to have a great body. Basically, you just have to be a woman who will say “yes” and thousands of men will have sex with you…
Once!
But, what if you want that same man to call you for another date? Well, that might NOT be so easy. But, what if there was a way to make sure… almost every man… wanted to go out with you again? Better yet, what if there was a way to make having sex with you… so fantastic… the man you are interested in… couldn’t even think about another woman? What if there was a way to make having sex with you… so good… a man would do anything… even marry you… to keep you in his bed?
Whoa! Talk about demoralizing! I love it. Read More »
The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated - it’s the aquatic equivalent of a vagina! So why should you not have sex in one?
According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.
The old rumor of man becoming infertile after too many trips to the tub has been proven correct - but how long must you stay in the water? A week? If your testicles have been heated up to a rolling boil, yes - you should probably get out of the hot tub.
It’s also common knowledge that yes, you can get a girl pregnant in a hot tub. Wear a condom, Aquaman, and all of your troubles will be gone.
In other words, don’t let anybody - scientists, urologists, virgins, moms - deprive you of performing the ultimate. As a man it’s your god-given right to experience hot tub sex. Read More »
You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?
Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.
Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.
Its developers insist Vulva “is not a perfume.? Instead, they describe their product as “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.?
Ew. Read More »
Tues. 9/18 - You Just Don’t Feel Like It
Wed. 9/19 - You’re Having Orgasmless Sex
Thurs. 9/20 - You Secretly Think Sex Is Dirty
Women’s magazines slip us the kind of information that we wouldn’t find elsewhere; they reveal a female perspective that most men just aren’t privy to. How they read into our behavior, how they perceive our actions, what their true expectations are… there’s plenty to be learned from a glimpse into the other side.
AskMen.com will be providing you with just this kind of gender intelligence — without the embarrassment that comes with retrieving it from your girlfriend’s magazine rack. We’ll be publishing a series of features from iVillage.com; articles originally written by women for women, but with insight that’s invaluable to men. Of course, in exchange, we had to offer up some intelligence of our own…all the more reason for you to get on the inside track as soon as you can.
You just don’t feel like it. Read More »
The dudes over at Truckblogs (no, I don’t usually frequent a site dedicated to all things vehicle, I was given the address by a friend) think they’ve discovered the secret behind that Dodge ram symbol.
According to these dudes who like cars, the symbol is way more feminine than anyone has ever given it credit for.
I only wish this graphic had been around while I was still in high school, so I could stick it to the dashboard of all those obnoxious guys who revved their engines in the school parking lot at 7:15 AM.
…Nothing strikes more fear into a high school boy than the inner workings of a woman’s vagina.
This weekend marked the kickoff of this years annual ‘Running of The Bulls’ in Pamplona Spain. So far, after only the 2nd of 8 bull runs scheduled for this year’s San Fermin Festival, things have already lived up to the brutal reputation. Already two have been gored and at least 7 people have been crushed in Sunday’s run. Thousands of people head out to Spain every year at this time to run for two minutes, and only 800 yards down the narrow cobblestone street, just to say, “I ran with the bulls.?
I spent a little over a month in Spain during the time of this tradition, but an ankle injury and poor planning left me still yet a man in this rite of passage for Spaniards. In layman-terms: I am still a vagina, or ‘yo soy a vagina’. But I will yet be a man, I have already started to plan to be there next year to get myself gored and have it poorly stitched up in a local Pamplona hospital… I have just decided to swim with Great Whites down in South Africa before. Read More »
