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Watch the following Break.com video to get a full explanation on what Steak and BJ Day is all about.
COED Presents: 27 Pickup Lines Used in North Jersey
February 20, 2008 - 4:00 pm
Valentine’s Day 2008 has come and gone but it did offer us a chance to hit the town (”the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) and pick up on some lingo (”lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).
North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club slut. Seeing that we were smack dab in the middle of Douchebag Central, we found more Guidos spitting game to their orange-skinned counterparts than you could shake a hairspray can at.
After the jump you will see a collection of pick up lines North Jersey Guidos that were used out of desperation on the most romantic of nights. Read More »
Valentines Day Proposal Goes Wrong
February 19, 2008 - 9:40 am
I know, I know - Valentine’s Day has been over for almost a week. But this has to been:
Last Minute Valentine’s Day Ideas
February 14, 2008 - 1:15 pm
Hey! It’s Valentine’s Day! Exclamation point!
If you’re anything like me, you find Valentine’s Day silly and not important in the grand scheme of a relationship. Still, you would be quite the a**hole to not show some sort of nice gesture on the holiday. If anything, mocking it is the best way to go. If your girl isn’t a humorless sack of ice in the lap, reserve a candlelit dinner at White Castle, or something to that extent. Do something fun and spontaneous that doesn’t require you or her stressing about money.
Or, you can order a gift today to be delivered in the near future. Who cares if it arrives late - it’s a gift. Who gets mad about receiving a gift, really? Read More »
Single and Lonely on V-Day? Send Morrissey Cards to Those You Love… or Loathe
February 13, 2008 - 3:00 pm
Although I find myself resisting at times, it’s hard to truly knock The Smiths. Morrissey, the saddest sack of the 80s (take that, I’m Your Man-era Leonard Cohen!) has influenced the lion’s share of emo Cub Scouts that sing sob stories today. But why listen to the shrill, pompous vocals of Bright Eyes when Moz can give you a metric-ton of sadness in just one verse?
The folks at Viva Moz must’ve wondered the same thing, thus creating a line of Morrissey Valentine’s Day cards. That’s right: the Pope of Mope, not exactly known for being optimistic, has cards bearing his choice verses to be sent on the most romantic of holidays. Read More »
Daily Links: Daniella Sarahyba - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
February 13, 2008 - 11:30 am
Daniella Sarahyba - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Grumpiest]
Gisele Bundchen @ Rio Fashion Shows, Autumn/Winter 2008 [Bastardly]
The Worst Food In America And I Would Still Eat It [Dlisted]
Paris Hilton’s Brother Ran Over Someone, Got a DUI [IDLYITW]
Bar Refaeli Doesn’t Need a Bikini to be Perfect [Egotastic]
Sarah Michelle’s Eyes Send Up Smoke [Just Jared]
Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears Offers Teen Boy Sex [Pop Crunch]
Ampex2000 Finished Posting Chris Berman YouTube Videos [Busted Coverage]
V-Day MixTape: Side A “Love Sucks” [College Candy]
Britney Spears in her Natural Habitat [Grumpiest]
The 5 Ballsiest Con Artists of All Time [Cracked]
Daily Links: Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
February 12, 2008 - 10:30 am
Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Egotastic]
Alessandra Ambrosio Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]
Hilary Duff Looks Good in Stupid Outfits [Grumpiest]
Wake Up with Kathleen Robertson [Barstool Sports]
If Valentine’s Day Cards Were Honest… [Cracked]
Kate Walsh Gets Re-Flowered [Just Jared]
Sophia Bush @ Marc Jacobs Fashion Event in NYC [Bastardly]
Where Have All the Good Lines Gone? [College Candy]
Tony Siragusa Sings Duet With Navy Boy Toy [Busted Coverage]
Britney Spears Gets Trained [IDLYITW]
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman “Today” Video [Pop Crunch]
Forget Flowers, Mail-a-Douche
February 7, 2008 - 9:30 am
This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that obnoxious a**hole in your life just got a heckuva whole lot easier…and a helluva lot more fun!
Yes, that’s right: for the price of just two $4.00 coffee drinks (Starbuck$ LOLZ), you can show your favorite D-bag just how much of a douche bag he really is with his very own… douche bag.
Yes, that’s right: a douche bag. A douche bag for a douchebag.
Some restrictions may apply:
While mailadouche.com cannot let you write a personal note to the recipient - legal red tape, I suppose - they can package a letter with the delivered douche bearing his (or her!) name.
Spend Valentine’s Day at the Castle… White Castle
February 2, 2008 - 2:00 pm
I love it when multi-million dollar companies realize the humor and irony in their establishment, using their disadvantages to their everybody’s advantage.
This Valentine’s Day save yourself a few hundred-thousand dollars and treat your significant other to a candlelit dinner at White Castle. It’s uber-romantico, and as tasteful as the microwaved mush you’ll be served. What’s not to like?
Face it, couples: Valentine’s Day is a crock. It’s not celebrating of worth, outside of how much money can you spend proving your love to somebody. Since when did two-dozen roses and an expensive dinner once a year constitute a healthy, loving relationship?
Put your girl to the test: if your partner finds the idea of eating burgers at White Castle unfunny and disgusting, they are humorless and ought to be let go for somebody with a better sense of humor.
Don’t all women love a great sense of humor, anyhow?
Reservations are being taken now, so act quick. That’s right - you need a reservation. Genius.
Here’s An Article for the Ladies - But It Will Benifit The Guys
August 5, 2007 - 2:00 pm
Sex. You would think this measly three-letter word could end world wars; it’s that popular and powerful (particularly with the opposite sex). But no matter how seemingly great it is, sometimes things can get a bit boring and repetitive in the bedroom, can?t they? Keep the action hot and heavy all-year round.
“Just like Valentine’s Day” Sex
Make it super-special and put that added effort into it. You’ll drive him crazy if you light the candles and sweet-smelling incense, get out the body-massage oil and whip out that sexy red number you just bought from Victoria’s Secret. Treat him like a king for the night, he won’t be able to resist! Read More »
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