After years of anticipation (not really), the creative team over at Universal Pictures have leaked crucial information involving the plot of the new Jurassic Park film due in 2008 - and it’s a doozy.

The folks over at Bloody-Disgusting have reported that Jurassic Park IV’s storyline “…is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.”

FINALLY! The holy and all-too-uncommon union of Velociraptors and various weaponry - machetes, M-16s, crossbows, rayguns, flamethrowers, penis-pumping condoms, other dinosaurs, pogs, rotting vegetables - battling for the government has been properly filled.
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