Bring the Party Home (For Under $150!)

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Hi and welcome to the dead zone of summer. After partying it up on the fourth, the festiveness dies down and your party schedule is wiiiiide open. There are, of course, the random parties and local events to keep you entertained, but for the most part the excitement is dead and the big stuff is over.

With nothing going on, why not bring the party to your place? Cocktails, sun, friends and your bed within reach? What could be better?

Of course, entertaining requires a little prep, but it is a lot easier (and cheaper!) than you think. Below is a handy dandy guide on how to turn your humble abode into the summer hot spot. And all for less than $150. Let’s get started.
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Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pictures Exposed

Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pictures Exposed

digg-button.jpgSpring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it’s GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, I am not sure what is. But what if your parents are cheap and/or you are too irresponsible to maintain a job? If that is the case, then you are sitting at home reading this and not in Panama City waking up next to some girl who you should have left at the hotel bar the night before.

We at COED are a kind and generous people, and offer you a wide selection of photos and parties from across the world…that you missed. Please feel free to download them and print them up. Then tape them to the wall, turn up your music, get drunk, and pretend that you are at Spring Break.

…of course it sucks, but its better than nothing - so back off!

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HoboHookahs are Rad

HoboHookah

Society has demanded a more convenient way to smoke hookahs while traveling for years, and someone has finally stepped up to bat and delivered.

HoboHookah is a portable hookah designed specifically for travel and opening up conversation. Just pop the sucker on to a vodka bottle (or any bottle, for that matter) and voila - an ice breaker is born.

The social aspect of hookahs is vastly misunderstood to non-smokers, and this small wonder (30cm long) is a step in the right direction for hookah appreciation, in which America reduces its charms to low-lit metropolitan bars with dull ambient/world music. Read More »

The Daily Shocker: $1 Million Dollar Billz, Y’all!

The Daily Shocker

Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach for the store’s scanner gun to retaliate when it’s not accepted. What, is this guy from the year 2066 or something? (Pittsburgh Tribune)

Svedka Vodka: a favorite among jobless, useless New York socialites. (College Candy)

Caution to every male in the United States: if you drink and swear around kids in public you will get arrested. I guess “fun” has been banned in Florida. (Herald Tribune)

According to statistics teacher’s verbal abuse leads to early sex. So, kids - wanna get laid? Get in trouble more often at school. Duh. (The Star)

Cocaine washed ashore has been quite the catch for poor fishermen. (Guardian)