Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

Tom Ford - Black OrchidThe crotch wars have officially begun…

First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman - a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.

Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.

Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?

You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower - you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. Read More »

Who Wants to Smell Like A Vagina?!

Vulva OriginalYou know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?

Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.

Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.

Its developers insist Vulva “is not a perfume.? Instead, they describe their product as “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.?

Ew. Read More »