For every essential product people need in daily life there are thousands or random devices that don’t seem essential at any time or place. Nonetheless they’re all worth talking about - if only for their extreme wackiness. Take a gander at these gizmos…

TankChair

Just because you’re in a wheelchair doesn’t mean you can’t traverse rough terrain. The TankChair is a wheelchair outfitted with tank tracks, [Q: treads, maybe?] allowing you to go anywhere and everywhere. Literally nothing can stop you … except maybe a bazooka. Each TankChair is also custom-made, taking into account a client’s type of injury, weight and physical size. And the guys who make the motors are from the show “Battle Bots�?! How can you lose? Wait ‘til Stephen Hawking gets a hold of one of these. Can you say “world domination�?? (price varies, www.tankchair.com)

The Beerbelly

Do you find yourself jealous of Camels? Well, thankfully science is here to help. The Beerbelly is a bladder/sling system that allows you to hold 80 oz. (six beers) over your stomach. To some you’ll look obese. But little do they know you’re just avoiding paying $10 for a beer at the game. And while your friends spend hours at the gym working on their guts, you can just drink yours away! Have you seen a product scream NASCAR more in your life? ($50, www.thebeerbelly.com) Read More »

You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?

Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.

Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.

Its developers insist Vulva “is not a perfume.�? Instead, they describe their product as “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.�?

Ew. Read More »