In this, our global economy, everything is a matter of perspective.
At this moment, there are two distinct groups of people looking at each other wonder how the F*%K they got themselves into this situation, and moreover - how are they going to get out. Their situations are grave, and the future of their lives and [...]
Who has it Worse: US Investment Banker or Somali Pirate?
September 30, 2008 - 9:00 am
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Obama and McCain Debate 2008: Energy, War and Money
September 26, 2008 - 10:42 pm
To begin, it doesn’t matter how we got where we are. I really don’t care how often Obama wants to talk about who is to blame, but we are here now, we are screwed and we have to get out. YES, we know, McCain was not voted Miss Congeniality…we heard. And yes, no one really [...]
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Mars Lander Finds Ice On Mars! News Leaked On Twitter
June 20, 2008 - 12:30 pm
“Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!” the Mars Phoenix Lander tweeted at about 5:15 pm.
You got that right, NASA scientists announced the best possibility of finding life on another planet–F’ing Martians–through Twitter, according to Wired.com. The news comes after photographic [...]
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Asscrackistan: A War Story
May 28, 2008 - 9:30 am
Twenty-four hours prior to the most humiliating moment of my life, I was riding high–it was a good day in Afghanistan. My platoon were the first troops from the 82nd in country, and our operational pace had been nonstop for four months. I’d seen a lot things, but nothing could prepare me for what was [...]
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Missing the Mark: American Cheerleaders at War
May 21, 2008 - 9:30 am
Despite my opposition to the Iraq war, we still have to support the troops, and we should do whatever we can to make them feel better over, despite their circumstances.
But is sending in Cheerleaders the right move? I mean, you’re not getting laid for the most part while you’re at war. Do you really need [...]
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Not Your Average Bomb: The Gay Bomb
June 27, 2007 - 2:57 pm
Iâll be the first to admit that I did some messed up shit to my frenemies during my younger years. One time in middle school, my friends and I poured Snapple and mashed strawberries in a girlâs backpack because we were fighting for absolutely no reason.
Seeing as our military isnât in middle school (though they [...]
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